Kiana Khansmith
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Discoholic đȘ©
trying on a metaphor
Keni
Love Begins
DEAR READER
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
Stranger Things
PR's Tumblrdome
Misplaced Lens Cap
Three Goblin Art
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
@theartofmadeline
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
JVL
oozey mess
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@lurking-gremlin
fake Goncharov fans donât even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. đ€Šââïž
The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!
It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)
This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media
cuck chair? no. cuck bench. for me and my friends.
The most disgusting thing that The Red Winter did in its 535 pages is make me like a French guy
The Red Winter by Cameron Sullivan Endpaper illustration by Christina Mrozik
pretty endpapers 10/?
every single person on tumblr dot com should be going crazy over The Red Winter by cameron sullivan and yet i have seen not a soul talk about it. if you want batshit insane werewolf lore, venom-adjacent demons, really interesting mixing of pantheons, and gay middle aged exes forced to interact again then please look no further
sometimes all a guy needs is his emotional support xerxes break clutched in one hand and his liam and sharon and emily in the other
Just a lil something to help with the brain rot
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.
loving the lord of the rings so far
He deserved better
@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.
DM: okay youâre face to face with Goliath and heâs like twice your size
David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot
DM: are you sure? This is a fig-
David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.
David: *rolls a 20*
DM:...
DM: okay so you kill Goliath
this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.
This is how I'm gonna explain dnd to people from now on
âbits to use in everyday conversationsâ
me when my disabilities disable me:
come back to me.
(cropped versions under the cut!)
