444 glory to god 777

XXII refuse to lose faith in the goodness of most people

[american-boyboss]

scout in the padded room

[billbuttlicker3005]

[gingerbreadfrosting]

[wahbegan]

I know we all like to joke about how poorly it’s aged that the dude in Dracula is like “Hmmm these local superstitions about vampires are quite quaint aren’t they now off to see my friend and client COUNT DRACULA” but it’s even worse than that because this dude is like clearly warned by everyone

I mean whenever he mentions he’s like “Oh yeah i’m going to see Count Dracula” the Transylvanians are literally all like “Please don’t he is honest-to-god an actual vampire” and he just laughs it off “ho ho ho! what quaint superstitions!”

[wahbegan]

Jonathan “What Are Red Flags” Harker’s Journal, Walpurgisnacht, 1899

This Count Dracula, whose name I have learned means THE SON OF THE FUCKING DEVIL, is a most peculiar fellow!! He casts no reflection in mirrors, never eats or drinks, his fucking eyes turn RED when he’s angry, and when he saw one (1) single drop of my blood he charged at me with a hard-on. A strange chap indeed!

[wahbegan]

Also I could have sworn I saw him feeding a baby in a sack to three evil sexy women who live in his castle, but then i fainted from being Victorian and woke up in my own bed, so i suppose i just ate something that disagreed with me before bed! Ho ho!

[meangreenmulletmachine]

[swordbymyside]

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[kristina100000]

2030 this has been my dashboard since 2018

[bethfuller]

wlw see an ancient forest spirit and be like ‘is anyone gonna kiss that’ and not wait for an answer

[lesbianvarg-deactivated20240611]

ad hominem is the only valid way of debating someone

[crumbargento]

Leptirica - Đorđe Kadijević - 1973 - Yugoslavia

[floxi-deactivated20230719]

[decayalectical-deactivated20221]

i actually am really infectious you probably just dont get it

[lurkmorenewf4g]

Im glad no one cares abt this blog bc at this level of intoxicated I'll answer ANYTHING honestly

[cr1mes]

[cheltrei]

[whatleighdoesnext]

Twitter stealing our ideas again

[the-gay-cryptid]

No, they can have this one. I think it would be funny

[trapny]

We need to plant ideas in the minds of twitter users so that they start to collapse the site.

[generallemarc]

We don’t care if Elon Musk wins-we need Twitter to lose.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[firebuug]

theyre on their way to a concert