Potato of Lusciousness

The Appendix is important. Jello is hard. My legs are shaved and life is wonderful.

[derpycats]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via elizwsmith)

[onlytwitterpics]

[rniko]

clock this tea

[exileisland]

me: *is still a sucker for beard and fuckboy haircut*

[babyfairy]

[localstarboy]

My minds telling me no, but my body, my body’s telling yeeees

[hiphopandanime-deactivated20190]

Closing time

[frogmp3]

is this the music video for turf by amine

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

me as a therapist

patient: i dont feel well

me: okay well i have it worse also didnt ask

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

[robot-anon]

Why am I crying?

[vulture-jack]

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”

[bandtshirt]

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

[poptartswiftie-deactivated20150]

This is so kind of them

[canadianslut]

me: I don’t need a MAN

my sex drive:

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[gif87a-com]

[petr1kov]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is the single most Wholesome thing that the internet has ever done or that humanity has ever created

If your having a bad day, watch this animation <3

[deadlockedin]

[itsmoirayall]

OMG GUYS

[chaosegg]

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[tartts]

if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point