[lesbiskammerat]

So Is china bad or good?

me asking a random tumblr idiot to summarise complex geopolitical situations in 4 letters or less

[corvid-420]

Toot or Boot: a 2,000 year-old civilization made up of 1.7 billion people and over a hundred ethnicities

[rniko]

if I back it up, is it fat enough? when I throw it back, is it fast enough?

[dankmemesforsadteens]

Idk why I laughed so hard at this

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[johnparri]

RIZ AHMED

by Sharif Hamza for Esquire Italia (January 2020)

[rniko]

WIG HE’S SO SEXYYYYY

[thebackrooms-moved-deactivated2]

goombas and koopas after attacking mario and he shrinks

[gahdamnpunk]

Okay but why is he serving face in some of his mugshots thO?? 😭😭

[amoisthobo]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[soobnight-archive]

[iamoutofideas]

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

your 20s are for sucking dick and traveling

[sungawddess-deactivated20180923]

I’m just sucking dick cause that’s the free option

[niambi]

I mean if you do it right suckin dick could take you places

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

challenge: color these but incorrectly

[itsonedollarhexedpuppet]

[pwesident]

reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

[snotdad]

the what

[pwesident]

yeah

[dykemd]

everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

[ottermatopoeia]

[vympr]

wksbsjsnksks

[honted]

[atrisk]

are you supposed to eat the whole brownie

[atrisk]

[rniko]

the freckles filter 😳