oh, bite me

[itchycoil]

me going through the cycles of contemplation 

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

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1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[dumbgay]

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

[twentythreegoingon]

[babyanimalgifs]

happy pupper

[kompot-master]

Are you comfy lizard boy?

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

Will Smith Tries Online Dating With the Robot Sophia

[mathota]

He is the best thing that happened to the internet in 2018

[hughheifa]

Lmaooo he’s too much

[sinaissanceman]

We laugh at this now…but…I’m just saying…iRobot…for real.

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog memes

[rockandrollchick29]

[only1600kids]

[babyanimalgifs]

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR

[sincerely-julie]

[memeofthesoul]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[taco-bell-rey]

[justcatposts]

“Purr-Pendicular” 😸

via : @yuriyuri4mama

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”