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she/her, istj, hufflepuff, capricorn. born in 1999, 🌻 in love with the stars🌌 💗💜💙

[lydiogames]

[shleepy-girl]

Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything

[sycamorality]

i bring a sort of "every bug is important to the ecosystem even if i don't know what they exist for, and thinking they should go extinct because i don't like them is a really bad and harmful way of thinking about the world" to the animal discussions that people who think bugs are useless and shouldn't exist because they 'don't have any benefit to humans' don't really like

[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[thuktunflishithy]

Jurassic World movies: "No one cares about dinosaurs anymore!"

People IRL when they see a toad:

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[catchymemes]

[ceruleanfuckup]

[indirectly]

she really went through every stage of grief, huh?

[sword-and-nightingale]

I think she invented new stages of grief

[evergreen-femme]

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

[tastylemonbread]

to see a marching band

[basementpupp-deactivated2025050]

i’ll never learn either

[autism-crime]

AO3 is down due to a DDoS attack, meaning someone is purposely overwhelming the website with requests.

Do not refresh the website until they have confirmed that the site is back online. You’ll only send more requests and further overwhelm the site.

[phantaloon]

also two things to consider given what we know on the ao3 attack:

trust me, i know how much we all want to read these amazing stories, i myself tried for like an hour to read a chapter since one of my favorite fics got updated today, but, given that the attack on the ao3 service is based on the attackers overwhelming the server with requests, let's try to give them a break instead of overwhelming it even more with our own impatience to read updates or fics as soon as possible

like i said, i was part of the problem by insisting on refreshing that one chapter i wanted to read over and over again, but let's try to give them a break as well so they can dedicate the bandwidth to dealing with this attack :)

(but also ik nothing about the internet so if im just speaking bullshit do let me know)

and the second thing, this is a reminder that ao3 runs on donations! if you're able to, if you have the means to, maybe hit them up with donations once things are stable again <3 the volunteers are absolutely amazing at maintaining the site and are doing their best rn to make sure they deal with this attack without damaging the archive

just be patient, thankfully, all of our fics will be there later for us to enjoy once the issue has been dealt with <3

meanwhile, go write that wip or paint or dance or watch that movie or do that thing you've been meaning to do for a while :) (that goes to myself lmao)

[magicalmagic2]

"Yknow if he were real he'd kill you right?"

OK AND?!

Maybe I want him to choke me to death with his giant hands. Maybe I wanna be stabbed in the chest while he towers over me menacingly, you ever think of that?

[brandnewhuman]

Me when Michael Myers does in fact stabs the shit out of me instead of holding me by the throat and aggressively make out with me

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[lust-for-pan]

why is it that every time I open my mouth, I cause an argument between other people. I don’t even have to try, just say a few words and people start yelling and arguing with each other tf

[air-so-sweet]

hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. "oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-" no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Truth in satire.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the drastic way ur attitude towards creepers changes between survival & creative 

[moveslikekeithrichards]

encountering creeper in survival: boil in hell boil in hell boil in hell boil in hell boil in hell boil in hell boil in hell boil in hell 

encountering creeper in creative: i am going to build you a little house and i will name you Baby Boy and if anything happens to you i will cry for 45 minutes

[wasabikitcat]

Crying

[hypnoswrites]

Bottom Shelf pt. 1

First half of my gift-fic to @uvobreakmylegs who is amazing and deserves the world. I first intended it as one  big fic but this first half is already 11k words so haha that ain’t happening. Hope you all enjoy and comments are appreciated <3

Part 1 / Part 2

Warnings: fem! reader, forced marriage, alcohol and drug abuse, debt, medical debt, mafia/gangs, mentions of violence, nsfw mentions, very depressed reader, low self-esteem, yandere Uvo, yandere Franklin, poly relationship, mentions of a father and mother

“Y/n. Where are you going?”

“Huh? Ah, did I forget anything?” You looked at the small receipt on your platter. Three beers and an espresso, their usual starting order. One quick glance at the table, and you were sure there wasn’t anything missing. Had they wanted to order something extra, and you’d missed a queue? “Did you want to order anything else?”

“Of course not. You’re a doll.” Uvo threw an arm around your waist and pulled you closer, making you yelp and nearly drop the platter filled with empty glasses. You weren’t exactly unfamiliar with the man neglecting to respect your personal space, but this was a bit excessive. “What’s that look? Haven’t you heard yet?”

“Since when are you so touchy?” You tried to casually step back without it getting awkward, but his hold on you was surprisingly tight. “Haven’t I heard what?”

“You’re gettin’ married.”

Yeah, right.

“Uhuh. And the bride is the last to know?” You felt your cheeks heat up as Uvo grinned at you, somehow still at eye level even while he was seated. Despite the long time you’d waited on them both, he’d never been as bold as he’d been today while you were working, Franklin often reeling the larger man back when things got out of hand. Franklin didn’t seem to be interested in stopping Uvo today. Uvo’s lips curled even further when he noticed you glance sideways to check. “Sounds about right.”

“You’d think I’d bullshit you?” He said, mockingly indignified. “We checked with the boss, and your entire debt will be forgiven if you just go along with this. Easy, right?”

“You’re serious.” It’s not a question, it’s meant for yourself as you search Uvo’s face for any kind of tell that he’s lying or making fun of you. Neither would surprise you, but while he definitely looks untrustworthy, he doesn’t seem to be lying. Is he for real? “You don’t mean-”

With you?

They both seemed to hear your thoughts.

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