praska

[segamascott]

[gslme7rg8yrvtfwkzwpjs777qeq3ox3]

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

[culturavibe-blog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate

[frogmoss1]

weekend plans!

[executed-deactivated20161004]

Just finished crying

[executed-deactivated20161004]

Crying again

[lesbianshepard]

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

[dickipedia-deactivated20171028]

Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?

Me:

[animalsinraingear]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

wow

[joshpeck]

they did that

[lvloonlight]

[onlytwitterpics]

[best-of-memes]

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*

also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[pi4nobl4ck]

[delcisco]

NO WAY

[irritatedkiwi-deactivated202512]

Honestly how the fuck

[tyleroakley]

this did not disappoint

[timetravelintaurus]

“nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.”

— (via goawaytocali)

[seek-for-colors]