[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[luthienne]

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

[polartss]

the mockingjay

[darkestbrook]

[hbmmaster]

my favorite thing about travis mcelroy's play along at home bit is that the way the format works in practice where justin and griffin answer the questions as quickly as possible and travis also reveals the correct answer immediately after is not conducive at all to playing along at home. there is usually no opportunity at all to think of the answer yourself even though that's the entire premise of the segment

[duckbunny]

and ANOTHER thing [realises that the underlying crankiness has not resolved in the last half hour] nevermind

[snailychan]

Reflecting

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[energyprison]

ive been going out late at night alone to wander about until i find somewhere to spend money needlessly. which i think is a classic sign of a positive mental state

[energyprison]

[crossing a dark streetwhile the red hand is up] im like a bomblebee of the night...

[maxxie-or-smth]

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

[nikoisme]

The beach is always changing. You could go to the same spot every day, you're always looking at a different beach.

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*

[stroebe2]

How to become normal under 48 hours

[druid-for-hire]

His raincoat was never packed, because obviously he wouldn't need it in space—I wonder sometimes if Stratt held onto it for any amount of time.

Something something getting someone out of their shell & shucking clams?