your most charlie brown coded mutual

Dez, they/them, 27, queerplatonic

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[girl-blorbo-polls]

What’s your girl blorbo most likely on the way to?

Heaven

Hell

Valhalla

Reincarnation

Ghost

She’s always been dead

She’s immortal

Other

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

[scramratz]

It sucks there seems to be a concerted effort to distance the transfem and transmasc communities from each other. If it weren’t for trans women, I probably wouldn’t have realized I was trans until much later in life.

The cis women in my life were so miserable in their womanhood, I thought that misery was normal. Seeing trans women actually love and fight to be seen as women made me question my own misery

[lagonegirl]

awesome.

[sephezade]

Forward.

[flowercrowndnp]

skink <3 (x) (x) (x)

[azuphere]

Totally agree on quiff Phil with the glasses. Top tier look.

LITERALLYY black quiff + black glasses is such a lethal combination like helloooo !! and when he wears black too. oh my god

[backin09]

saw a book at my local library that was stamped october 6 2009 and genuinely got emotional wondering what dan and phil might have been talking about on that day. So it's really truly deeply over for me

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have a new dungeon meshi au where everything is the same except for this

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is how I know yall weren’t reblogging the companion to this post 🙄

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[evilmara]

*sweating profusely*

[multiverse-of-multifandoms]

Viola Hastings + Fave Quotes She's The Man (2006) Dir. Andy Fickman

[sagetheomnivore]

I quite like the implication that instead of waving him off and saying “yeah yeah yeah shut up I don’t know what that means”, Ryland would’ve sat down and let Rocky describe the words, find the human equivalent, and then type them into the computer to allow this verbal beating

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[thememedaddy]

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[miminwords]

Bobby saying 'the department' has concerns about the blood thinners and not saying HE is worried about Buck is the same as Eddie always saying 'like we all do' when conveying a feeling to Buck