Genre: husband!Chan, fluff, crack
Warnings: slightly suggestive
When Chan slides into the driver's seat beside his wife, Y/N grins cheekily.
"You know, I thought you meant the fruit," Y/N jokes as she casts her mind back to ten minutes ago when her husband asked her if she fancied an impromptu date.
Chan shuts his eyes in mild exasperation. "Tell me you're not thinking about that."
"Oh you know that's exactly what I'm thinking about."
"Baby โฆ you really enjoy this don't you?" Chan starts the ignition of his car, and looks over his shoulder before he starts to reverse out of the front of their house. "You enjoy making fun of my most embarrassing, most miserable moments."
"Of course I do," Y/N giggles. "What kind of a wife would I be if I didn't?"
Chan sighs. "A better one."
Y/N slaps him on the arm as he bursts into a fit of laughter.
"I'm joking," Chan grins, reaching out and grabbing her hand before pressing a kiss to the backs of her knuckles. "You're the best wife."
"I know," Y/N jokes. "And you really like dates."
Chan briefly shuts his eyes as he remembers the time he was startled because he thought he was being asked out on a date โฆ only to realise the woman was offering him the fruit. "I do," Chan agrees. "With you."
Y/N can't help it; she blushes, the way she always does when he makes small remarks like that. "You old sap."
Chan grins happily; he fully reverses out of the house and soon is driving down the quiet road, the sun already hidden behind the buildings in the distance.
"Where are we even going?" Y/N asks curiously, watching out of the window as the sky covers the streets in a hazy blue wash of colour. "We already ate."
Chan shrugs, deftly spinning the steering wheel expertly with a single hand. Y/N bites her lip. She'll never get tired of him doing that.
"A drive?" Chan chuckles, leaning back in his seat. He's a good driver, slow if anything โฆ but Y/N doesn't mind - she feels safe with him, knowing he takes the utmost care while driving her around. "Maybe we can get some drinks or something. I don't know โฆ just felt like getting out the house with you."
Y/N perks up. "Hot chocolate?"
"Is that even a question?"
They both giggle, their love for the sweet beverage bringing them closer like always. They lapse into a very comfortable silence, Chan's fingers softly drumming on the steering wheel and Y/N humming off-key to the dull buzz of the radio.
"Moon," Y/N suddenly says, pointing in the front window.
Checking the rear view mirror to make sure no one is behind them, Chan ducks his head and his eyes light up when he sees the shining globe in the dark sky.
"It's so pretty," Chan is wistful as he blinks in the silvery light, his face glowing like an angel in the darkness. "Not as pretty as you, but still."
"Funny," Y/N grins. "I was gonna say that to you."
"Well it's a good thing you didn't. You'd have been lying."
Y/N stares pointedly at her husband. He looks back at her with an innocent expression.
"Take that back," Y/N scowls, poking him in his side as he stops at a set of traffic lights. "Right now."
Chan sighs, his plump lips curving into the gentlest smile. "I take it back."
"Good," Y/N reaches out and rests her hand on his thigh. "Don't keep putting yourself down like that. Okay?"
Chan nods. He rests his hand atop hers, gently squeezing her palm with warmth.
"You wanna just sit and watch the moon for a bit?" Chan asks suddenly, turning his car around and heading up a smaller road. It's at a slight incline, and Y/N smiles when she realises where he's going.
Their favourite hill. The one he proposed to her on.
A few minutes later they sit at the top of the hill, a blanket from the boot of the car wrapped around them. They're huddled close as a chilly breeze warps and twists around them, their shoulders touching and their legs pressed together as they look up at the sky.
"It's so โฆ " Chan searches for the right word, his hands fluttering under their blanket burrito so extravagantly that Y/N can't help but laugh. He sags against her as he gives up, unable to find the word he's looking for.
"I agree," Y/N grins, dropping her head against his shoulder. "It's very โฆ "
"Yeah," Chan snorts. The two of them giggle together, wriggling closer to each other in an attempt to cut out the cold. "Very."
They sit in silence for a while, basking in the moon's light and in each others priceless company; they could stay there for hours on end if it wasn't for the biting cold that has begun to creep on them more than they'd like.
"You know โฆ " Chan's teeth start chattering as he struggles to get his words out. "I'm not gonna lie โฆ it's a bit โฆ "
They grin at each other. Y/N kisses her husband's red nose, making him shiver from her equally as cold lips.
Giggling, the two of them fumble over each other's feet as they gather up their blanket and run to the car; once they're in the warmth and solace of their car, they melt against the seats, rubbing their cold hands together.
"Okay," Chan shivers, leaning across the seat. He kisses Y/N's cheek and reaches for her seat belt, clicking it into place out of habit before doing his own. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Hot, fucking chocolate," Chan nods, starting the car again. He drives down the road, his red fingers delicate as ever on the wheel, his brows furrowed slightly as he heads into their favourite part of town.
"Do you wanna sit inside and drink it?" Chan asks. He reaches out and absentmindedly caresses Y/N's hair, smoothing out the windswept locks. "Or do you wanna stay in here?"
Y/N hums. "What do you wanna do?"
Chan smiles. "Whatever you wanna do."
Giggling, Y/N shakes her head. "In here's fine."
"Okay," Chan steers the car to the drive thru of a quaint coffee shop, its cosy lighting cascading golden rays down on the road. He casually hangs his arm out of the window as they wait in line, his hand playing with the wind.
"You're so cute," Y/N leans her head back against her seat, sinking into the heated fabric. "I hate you."
Chan chuckles, moving the car forward slightly. "Will you love me if I stop acting cute?"
Y/N smiles. She leans over and kisses his cheek, making him flush.
"You better not do that when I'm ordering," Chan mumbles, covering his red face. He rolls the car forward again, nearing the ordering station. "My mind goes blank."
A moment later, Chan moves the car forward.
"Hi, what can I get for you?"
Chan is interrupted when Y/N leans over with a cheeky smile, and kisses his cheek again. The man splutters, caught off guard as his eyes widen and his cheek redden all over again.
"Um, I'll have two cock hotolates," Chan says.
Chan rubs his hands over his face as the lady taking the order goes silent.
"Sorry. I'll have two hot chocolates, please," Chan clears his throat as his wife turns red from trying not to laugh in the background.
The lady pauses again. "Would you like cream with those?"
"Yes please," Chan bites his lip. He slaps his hand onto his knee, stopping it from bouncing like crazy, shaking the car. "Sorry again."
When Chan rolls the car forward, Y/N can't hold it in any longer; she bursts into laughter, the sound bouncing off the car walls and flying out of the windows.
"It's not funny," Chan huffs, pinching his forehead as he rests his elbow on the car door. "I can't ever come here again."
"How did you even manage to fuck up the words that badly?" Y/N wheezes, rubbing at her tearing eyes.
Chan sighs. He steals a glance at his wife, and he can't help but burst into embarrassed laughter of his own when he takes in her expression.
"I told you not to do that," he whines, moving the car again. He stops, and reaches out to pay the woman in the little window, completely avoiding all eye contact. "You never listen."
"It's too tempting," Y/N says. "I mean come on โฆ cock hotolates. Nothing is ever going to top that."
Chan sighs and shakes his head as he rolls to the last window. He collects their drinks with a shy thank you before pulling out of the drive thru and driving towards a quiet, open space.
Parking the car, Chan switches the vehicle off before unbuckling his belt. He reaches for his hot chocolate in the cup holder, and taps it against Y/N's cup with a warm smile before they both take a sip.
"Mmm," Y/N shuts her eyes as Chan takes a sip of his drink. "Nice cock."
Chan snorts; his drink splutters out of his mouth and dribbles onto the steering wheel, making Y/N shriek with another round of laughter.
"Oh my God," Y/N clutches her stomach as she watches her husband slowly shut his eyes, his chin glistening with the drink, his body completely frozen. "I'm sorry. Oh my God โฆ here, give me that."
She takes his drink from his outstretched hand and slips it into the cup holder before pulling out a packet of tissues from the glove compartment; shaking a tissue open, she leans forward and gently wipes her husband's mouth before cleaning away the drink from the steering wheel.
"I didn't know you were so allergic to cock," Y/N continues mischievously; Chan sighs loudly, a sob emitting from his mouth and making his wife giggle all over again.
"Are you finished?" Chan asks, staring at his wife pointedly. "Can I drink my hot chocolate without choking it now?"
"Hmm โฆ " Y/N pulls the drink out of the holder and holds it out to him. "Sure. I'll allow it."
"So kind of you," Chan rolls his eyes as he smiles around the lid, taking a large sip. "Ah that's good."
Then he swivels his gaze at his wife again. "Don't say anything."
Y/N shrugs innocently, curling her fingers around her own cup as she takes another sip. Chan follows suit, and when he removes the cup from his mouth, Y/N giggles.
"Baby you have โฆ " she slots her cup into the holder before sliding into the surprised man's lap. She smiles at how childish he looks with the melting cream above his lips like a snowy moustache. "Come here."
She leans down and slides her hand softly around his neck, cupping his soft hair before kissing his mouth gently. His lips are sweet, chocolatey, and she grins, licking off the cream as he leans back slightly, an arm sliding around her waist.
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