[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[johnnycrass]

always thought it was strange that ppl go to amsterdam to do drugs specifically. do you know what i absolutely dont wanna hear while tripping? Dutch

[dragoncarrion]

????

[dragoncarrion]

They're taking over.

[gaydogonline]

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

[caitlikescoffee]

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

[gaydogonline]

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

[driflloon]

the gif of sasuke knocking over the glass of water with the caption “Is Nothing Easy?” is the best image on this site

[everythingungodly-deactivated20]

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[doctor-roman]

I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

[nyxwoven]

i have great news

[doctor-roman]

MR. LEA I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

[willgrahamscock]

[juney-blues]

parents love to become stable and well adjusted the second you don't need it anymore

[memewhore]

[thatdisasterauthor]

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

[only-cat-memes]

[gordangobbleballs]

Baby need smoko

[glassshine]

yo bro do the thing

[historium]

A Jewish woman and a Palestinian woman protesting together in 1973, 1992, and 2001

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[inkskinned]

wanting to kiss someone is just. like. what do you mean i am experiencing something akin to hunger? what do you mean i can feel this as an actual tactile ache? it is not "i want" like "i want a bike," it is "i want" like i am found wanting. you can want it so much you can force your own pupils to dilate. i'm seasick about it. this is a thing we evolved. this is something that we can physically crave.

[wizardarchetypes]

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

[wizardarchetypes]

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss (seriously) but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no