[evilsexy]

[internetwes]

[cat-cosplay]

Every time

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[azaleatown]

GOT A BONER IN THE BREAK ROOM THEY SAY IM HARD AT WORK!!!

[eldritchh-horror-deactivated202]

Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you

This is fucking hilarious

[spaced0lphin]

Get you a man who's like

[wlwaluigi]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[ysolt]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[paperandpencilsandskips]

We all have that homie who is always under siege

[paperandpencilsandskips]

We all have that one friend who never fortifies their supply lines

[paperandpencilsandskips]

That one guy in the friend group who's vassals and provinces are woefully unstable

[effemimaniac]

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

[goobius-maximus]

[mamoru]

behold, the birgus

[mamoru]

the birgus fucks hard and fast

[coffinvows]

“forgive and forget” wrong, eldrich blast

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[teenjournalist]

Man trapped at the bottom of an old well has been declared largely uninteresting, will not be rescued

[ironpour]

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

[ham-strokers-ejacula]

Fixed it.

[ironpour]

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

[hell-hath-returned]

╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮ (  Emotionally  ) (     fulfilling     )   (    cock       )     ╰     ͜      ╯                     O                   o                            °      〃∩　∧＿∧     ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）      ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　          　   ＼/＿＿＿/