washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
styofa doing anything
Mike Driver
Not today Justin
RMH
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
this is your daily reminder to take a chonce
What the fuck is a chonce
this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”
i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it
bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis
this has layers, man
affirmations for when you have to send emails
#current mood
Ayderdagevi on Instagram
“My deaf puppy doesn’t notice whenever I come home, so I get to wake her up gently and see her innocent excitement.”
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thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like "well whatever i'm gonna be in life it's not gonna be that"
parents
why do you and others like vaccines so much?
not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies
I can’t handle this 🥺
2012 was such an insane cultural moment
no but for real . Gangnam style call me maybe riptide we are young . lana releases her first album and changed pop forever . Frank ocean releases his first album . 1D premieres . grimes releases genesis . and the movies. don’t even get me started. the first avengers movie the last twilight movie hunger games the hobbit les mis. like them or hate them they were cultural phenomenons. minecraft was at its peak before it was deemed cringe and before the minecraft renaissance. 2012 was one of the last good years of youtube too . and everyone was rlly into moustaches for whatever reason
POV: you are a lump of fresh dough at the bakery
remember when one direction used to get up on stage and sing together… a distant but fond memory in my broken heart that fucking misses one direction
This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen