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@lxnavarro23
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old
This has to be the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
Hacked Instacart to find the forbidden flavors
Item: alternate universe Coca Cola flavors from your local multiversal supermarket
These sound absolutely horrible
I’ll take every single one of them
Pepsi flavored Coke….ok
I don't listen to country music because I'm not aroused by tractors
It makes hella sense though
ME AS A GHOST
“aw that sucks :(”
— me as a professional therapist (via done)
hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
Reblog if you don’t have a tumblrÂ
His face when he snap it ...
"C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"
wtf is the "weight of one person"?
they're acting like some of the athletes aren't 95lbs and others 300lbs+
Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive
this is completely fake btw. these beds are intended to be recyclable and can hold up to 440lbs/200kg. there are no reputable outlets reporting on this “anti-sex” beds and the only ones that do are citing the tweet above. here’s another article disproving it like yes fat athletes get treated like shit and it’s important we talk about it but this whole anti sex bed thing is 100% untrue lol
I am in borderline tears that the anti fuck beds are fake. This was supposed to be the highlight of my July
But anti-fuck beds are funny!!
Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going
Me: oh okay she’s lipsynching her song
Me: Is that-
Me:
I LITERALLY had the experience of seeing Tony Hawk and going “a man” and then he picked up a skateboard and I was like “TONY HAWK???”
love that this caused so much controversy the thread needed to be locked. over chicken sandwich
gang this does not even scratch the surface
Someone posted a picture of a piece of chicken between two hamburger buns titled "Chicken Burger" to /r/food. Another user commented "Chicken Sandwich" on the post, and was slapped with a 30 day ban by the mods. When they responded to ask why, the mod said
"Correcting someone in public is public shaming, on top of being incorrect, it's a pretty shitty comment to leave."
So now /r/food is on lockdown after being spammed with posts titled "Chicken Sandwich" and other variations. The mod that handed the ban down pinned a post doubling down, comparing the situation to "Pride posts that always fill up with bigots" and "removing racists from posts featuring POC", and including a link on "how to correctly, correct someone."
because someone commented "Chicken Sandwich" on a post titled "Chicken Burger".
It’s nice to take a break from “serious” drama
By FDASuarez
