My mind is a safe

If home is where the heart is, then we're all just fucked.

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Like for a starter 

[blacksheepmerle]

Send Me A ☁ And I'll Write A Scene From My Character's Past

[themasterdeductions]

"Easy is dull," Sherlock said. He had turned down many a case that he deemed far too easy or obvious, even if it wasn’t to anyone else.

"I’d like to take you into my employment," he said, "Call it community service. You help me and I won’t turn you into the police." He knew that probably wasn’t good enough to get her loyalty, but it was more of a taunt in any case. He had every intention of sweetening the deal by offering to pay her for her services. That didn’t mean that he couldn’t gloat a little, though. 

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"Employment?" Now she was properly confused. Who offered a common thief a job? And without knowing whether or not she could be trusted (She could, but that was not the point)? Brows furrowing as she considered the option, Sofia winced at the taunt. 

Grumbling, she looked around to make sure this wasn't a joke. Gaze returning to the man before her, she huffed. "I'm not one for community service, and sure you won't. How do you know I won't run away, that I'll stay to see what other tricks ya got up your sleeve?"

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someone remind me to write down my password

[birdboyy-deactivated20151025]

                     ❝I always was going to                          notice. It would have                          saved quite an amount                          of time if you had.❞

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         "Seems to me that           someone like you           wouldn't be pressed           for time when it comes           to a stolen wallet."

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[bluesccrets]

“—That’s the worst thing you could ever do!”

“–Can’t you just…pet me or something?”

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"Because birds can't pet things, Syd."

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       "Hi. How are ya?"                           ( you should be aware,                              she doesn't care, she's                             actually stealing your wallet. )

[phantomdoodler]

use this charm to protect your posts from unwanted canadians

anything between these leaves will be invisible to our mountie friends as it will blend into their natural environment

[thickglassesandcurlyhair]

Why  would you reblog a blank post?

[bluesccrets]

“—Can’t argue with you, there.”

“—I’d rather not believe in both. I hope when you’re a bird, you won’t come looking for me.”

[lxtet-blog]

"No, you can't."

"---Ok, then when I'm a bird,      I'll end up in a birdbath on      your windowsill and annoy      the fuck out of you instead."

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so christopher nolan has a thing for taking major characters

and reducing them to minor characters

and it pisses me off so badly

[birdboyy-deactivated20151025]

                     ❝See, this would have been                          easier if you simply told me                          straight out. I don’t miss                          a n y t h i n g, i’m afraid.❞

[lxtet-blog]

        "And why would           I have wanted to          tell you prior to that?"

[birdboyy-deactivated20151025]

                     ❝Did you ?                             Then why would a man                              carry around an empty                              wallet ?        No credit cards, no money, no identification.               Pointless, if you ask me…❞

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        "---You sound like every              crooked cop 've met,              only all at once. I didn't              take a damned thing.               ...Except for his cigarettes."

[abrideoffire-archived-deactivat]

send me a “☁” and i will put my itunes on shuffle, pick my favorite line from the first song that comes up and use it for a starter.

[julietteshepard]

The Lion King inspired starters

"Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?"

"Oh I shall practice my curtsy."

"He’d make a very handsome throw rug."

"Excuse me for not leaping for joy. Bad back you know."

"I thought you were very brave."

"I’m only brave when I have to be."

"Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars."

"Whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you… and so will I."

"Run. Run away and never return."

"You gotta put your behind in our past."

"Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nobody knows my sorrow."

"Everyone thinks you’re dead!"

"You think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? You don’t even know what I’ve been through!"

"You said you’d always be there for me! But you’re not…"

"I finally had some sense knocked into me, and I have the bump to prove it."

"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"

"I’m a little surprised to see you… alive.”

"I’m not like you."

"Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy."

[birdboyy-deactivated20151025]

                     ❝Really ?          How would you know          there was nothing in          it unless you were in          possession of it ?                                            Unless you picked it up                                            off the street, which I                                            highly doubt, given how                                            impeccably clean it is.❞

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          "-----Fine. I stole his wallet.                   But I returned it, with                   everything intact. There                   was nothing in it when I                    grabbed it. But I promise                   I returned it as I got it."

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angelixsal

"I did not steal  that man's wallet.  There was nothing  in it anyway, so there  was no real reason for   it to have been me, this time."