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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@lxversarmory
I have heard tell that hounds are wont to bark, Whilst toms and pussies meow upon the street. Mice do squeak whilst scury’ing through the park, As birds that fly above make frequent “tweet.” The bovines who graze daftly in the grass Might often make a sound comes close to “moo” Nor can one forget the braying ass, But there’s one sound known only to a few. What, prithee tell, sayeth that most wild and wily of creatures, the fox? RING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERRINGEDING! GERING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERRINGEDING! GERING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERRINGEDING! What, prithee tell, sayeth that most wild and wily of creatures, the fox? WA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POW! WA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POW! WA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POW! HATEE-HATEE-HATEE-HO! HATEE-HATEE-HATEE-HO! HATEE-HATEE-HATEE-HO! What, prithee tell, sayeth that most wild and wily of creatures, the fox?
Lady Capulet, Romeo and Juliet (via shesnoshakespeare)
So this exists. And is just down the street from where I live.
This is now one of the best things I have ever seen.
Tybalt: OMFG UNCLE THERE ARE MONTAGUES AT YOUR PARTY.
Capulet: Please, Tybalt, calm down.
Tybalt: ROMEO IS HERE.
Tybalt: I RECOGNIZED HIS VOICE.
Capulet:
Capulet: You recognized him just by his voice.
Tybalt: YES.
Capulet:
Tybalt: And I could smell him.
Capulet:
Tybalt: He smells of cheap women’s perfume.
Capulet:
Tybalt: And shame.
Capulet:
Tybalt:
Capulet: Just leave all of the Montagues here alone and don’t ruin this ball.
Capulets? More like Crapulets heh
A Montague at some point probably (via feministnewsie)
Today’s Classic: Romeo and Juliet
1. By Julius Kronberg (1886)
2. By Sir Frank Bernard Dicksee (1884)
3. By Ford Madox Brown (1870)
4. By Hugues Merle (1879)
5. By Frederic Lord Leighton (1854)
I loved you ever: but it is no matter.
William Shakespeare, Hamlet (via kushandwizdom)
You have witchcraft in your lips…
William Shakespeare, Henry V, Act V, Scene II (via introspectivepoet)
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (via kushandwizdom)
When he shall die, Take him and cut him out in little stars, And he will make the face of heaven so fine That all the world will be in love with night And pay no worship to the garish sun.
William Shakespeare (via observando)
"Maybe..maybe saying I ‘ want ' them is a bit much. What I want is to…take care of them. For you. For everyone. It’s practically what I spent my entire childhood doing - so there won’t be any hand-holding needed. It’s a lot to ask, I know, but there really isn’t a downside here.”
Juliet had to be fair and honor her deal. Besides, Cat had helped her. She trusted her to take care of the crossroads. Maybe she'd make them better. Surely she'd take pride in something she'd spent her childhood doing.
"Alright."
wingedxwarrior:
“You think I’m kidding? —— ‘Cause I’m not.”
"You can't touch me while I've got Sam."
"No. It’s just me and my brother."
"I suppose there's nothing wrong with that!"
"Juliet, I swear to god, if you ask me one more time I will hit you with this pillow," warned Morgan, giving her friend a stern look.
paperflowerlullabies
”Bring it on! I’m not scared of you or your pillow!” Juliet giggled. “Do. You. Like. Him?”
paperflowerlullabies:
"We’re terrible."
"Aren't we?"