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Child: grandma what does this have to do with the 2020 election
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Me: so anyway, everyone shipped an angel with this monster hunter-
Child: grandma what does this have to do with the 2020 election
Me:
The target I work at has a skeleton thatās been our mascot. His name is Mr. Bones. We pose him every night.
Then we gave him a jacket and let him fold clothes
And then we let him get a nice drink at Starbucks
Sometimes work can be too hard on him
Everyone, especially our guests, love Mr. Bones and take pictures with/of him. I will keep everyone updated on his adventures
We put him in our Directorās office to scare him when he comes in the morning. For now, Mr. Bones is running the store.
Mr. Bones is catching up on his reading today!
Today Mr. Bones got a new look and some nice flowers as he greets guests to the fitting rooms!
Mr. Bones spotted having a party in the break room!
In his weird hiatus, Mr. Bones became a pilot and found a pumpkin!
Someone partied too hard last night
He got a job at Starbucks!!
Mr. Bones had his last day at work in the office! Thanks to everyone for following his journey!
Good news! Even after all this time, Mr. Bones still has a job!
Bad news everyone. 2020 took another Angel. Mr. Bones has been fired and isnāt allowed back in 2020, per my boss. It was fun last year and Iām sure he would have wanted to come back for more fun this year, but I guess Target will have to continue without our bone friend.
NEVERMIND HES BACK BAYBEEEE
i finally got show footage back for my production of loveās labourās lost and it turns out i scampered way more often than i remember
getting rickrolled made me angry but getting stickbugged is so pleasantā¦.
How do you feel about getting gnomed
FUCK that gnome
Decided to draw a little comic. Thought of the idea of a little trans deerguy getting stoked about tiny antler nubs and thought Iād share.
Idea sparked by roachpatrolās post.
you know what i donāt see enough of? circus kid dick grayson critiquing the joker because heās a bad clown. not like, bad, and also a clown. but bad at being a clown. i want to see dick grayson taking the existence of this horrible clown very personally as a matter of professional pride. he has known clowns, and you, sir, are no clown. the joker is an insult to the legacy of emmett kelly and this shall not stand.
āSir, you are no clown! Your slapstick is shoddy, your prat falls are practically nonexistent, and you have NO sense of comedic timing! Do you even have ANY idea what type of clown youāre trying to pull off? Are you a Straight Whiteface, or a Grotesque Whiteface? Because you have no commitment to character that I can see! You canāt just slap on some makeup and call yourself a clown. Thereās a proud history to be upheld! I BET YOU NEVER EVEN GOT A DEGREE FROM CLOWN COLLEGE!!!ā
*Joker and henchmen stare in shocked silence as Dick continues his rant*
#Joker changes his rivalry from Batman to Nightwing because heās so offended
#Dick storms into Arkham and stomps down the halls to Jokerās cell
āAND ANOTHER THING!ā
hereās a compilation of some of the most galaxy brain tweets iāve ever read
Sometimes, you just sit back, look around this blue hellsite, and think, well, it could be worse.
Somebody: Excel is a very clever app. Excel:
excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels
cornwallice serenading eleanor, 1830s (colorized)
for this wondering where to cop. I work with my hands and regularly get cuts and scrapes and I love these
they also come in mid tones.
This is nice :)
Thereās also a black owned company called Browndages!
They come in a number of different shades as well š„°
Rebloging for the black owned company
āI want to thank every single one of you for coming out. This is very important, this is very vital. Black lives have always mattered. We have always been important. We have always meant something. We have always succeeded, regardless. And now is the time. I aināt waiting! I AINāT WAITING! Iāve been born in this country. I am 28 years old. Born and raised in London. Every black person understands and realizes the first time you are reminded that you are black. You remember. Every black person in here remembers when another person reminded you that you were black. I need you guys to understand- I need you to understand how painful this shit is. I need you to understand how painful it is to be reminded every day that your race means nothing and that isnāt the case anymore, that is never the case anymore. Weāre going to try today. We are a physical representation of our support for George Floyd. We are a physical representation on our support for Sandra Bland. We are a physical representation on our support for Trayvon Martin. We are a physical representation of our support for Stephen Lawrence. For Mark Duggan. It is very very important that we keep control of this movement, and we make it as peaceful as possible. We make this as peaceful and as organized as possible. Because you know what, guys? They want us to mess up. They want us to be disorganized. But not today! NOT TODAY! Not today! This message is specifically for black men: black men, black men we need to take care of our black women. We need to take care of- They are our hearts! THEY ARE OUR HEARTS! They are our future. We cannot demonize our own. We are the pillars of the family. Imagine this, a nation that is set up with individual families that are thriving, that are healthy, that communicate, that raise their children in love have a better rate of becoming better human beings. And thatās what we need to create. Black men, it starts with you. Itās done man, we canāt be trash no more. We have to be better. You donāt understand? Iām speaking to you from my heart. Look, I donāt know if Iām going to have a career after this, but f**k that! Today is about innocent people who were halfway through their process. We donāt know what George Floyd could have achieved, we donāt know what Sandra Bland could have achieved, but today weāre going to make sure that that wonāt be an alien thought to our young ones. You lot came today, you left your kids, and when you see your kids theyāre aimlessly playing, they donāt understand whatās going on. Today is the day that we remind them that we are dedicated and this is a lifelong dedication. Guys, we donāt leave them stop you now. This is longevity. Some of you are artists, some of you are bankers, some of you are lawyers, some of you own shop stores. You are important, your individual power, your individual right is very, very important. We can all join together to make this a better world.
Thank you for coming out today. Thank you for your support. To us. Black people I love you. I appreciate you. Today is an important day, we are fighting for our rights. We are fighting for our ability to live in freedom. We are fighting for our ability to achieve. We are fighting for equality. And you are the physical representation of that. NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! Today is the day that we stand. We walk. Itās not about career, itās not about money, itās about your right to live as a human being.ā
ā John Boyegaās full speech during theĀ Black Lives Matter protest at Hyde Park in London, England (June 3, 2020)
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