listen you cant escape the shitty memes
ojovivo
Sade Olutola
h

PR's Tumblrdome
sheepfilms
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosimo Galluzzi
YOU ARE THE REASON
Game of Thrones Daily
EXPECTATIONS
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
cherry valley forever

Andulka

Discoholic 🪩

izzy's playlists!
Today's Document
RMH
Claire Keane
Sweet Seals For You, Always

seen from United States
seen from Israel
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from South Korea

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from Switzerland

seen from United States
seen from Japan
@lxzertexm-blog
listen you cant escape the shitty memes
"What have they done to you?" - lxzertexm
Talia didn’t even look up at them. Scientists had been experimenting on her wings trying to weaponize them. When they found that the wings were a lost cause in their condition they cut them off. Her back was scarred and it was obvious where her wings used to sit. Her eyes were very dull rather than her usual hope filled expression.
“I’m going to fucking kill them-!”
“Kid, calm down!” Hagan snapped, kneeling beside Talia with Woody. The helmeted man was holding her hands now, trying to assess the extent of the damage they’d done to her using his piece of the suit. Hagan frowned, looking up at Zach and Herman. Zach looked paler than usual, and his free hand was curled into a tight fist. Herman had a sad expression on his face. “She comes first. After she’s okay, we’ll kick ass, alright? Zach, go call Mindy and ask her to get a car. Herman, find us a first aid kit… Please.” Both men reluctantly nodded and rushed off.
She flinched when Zach yelled and her hands tightened around Woody’s. She kept looking at the ground quietly. Her eyes had bags under them showing she hadn’t slept in a while and she was paler than the last time she had been seen.
"They cut them off, Hagan." Woody whispered softly as he used his thumbs to rub the back of her hands in a comforting motion. "They dismembered her."
"I know." Hagan slowly moved his hands to rest at her shoulder. "Talia I'm... I'm sorry."
[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube? (lxzertexm) (probs from Zach)
@lxzertexm
[text] maybe you shouldn’t video tape things then. That’s a thought
[text] it’s not my fault I’m photogenic
[text] I didn’t ask to be pretty
[text] I didn’t say you’re pretty [text] either stop video taping things or stop doing stupid things
[text] But I did, so.
[text] you can't stop me from filming myself trying to ride off the roof in a shopping cart woody
"What have they done to you?" - lxzertexm
Talia didn’t even look up at them. Scientists had been experimenting on her wings trying to weaponize them. When they found that the wings were a lost cause in their condition they cut them off. Her back was scarred and it was obvious where her wings used to sit. Her eyes were very dull rather than her usual hope filled expression.
"I'm going to fucking kill them-!"
"Kid, calm down!" Hagan snapped, kneeling beside Talia with Woody. The helmeted man was holding her hands now, trying to assess the extent of the damage they'd done to her using his piece of the suit. Hagan frowned, looking up at Zach and Herman. Zach looked paler than usual, and his free hand was curled into a tight fist. Herman had a sad expression on his face. "She comes first. After she's okay, we'll kick ass, alright? Zach, go call Mindy and ask her to get a car. Herman, find us a first aid kit... Please." Both men reluctantly nodded and rushed off.
“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
“No, Mindy, there’s not.” Hagan rolled his eyes at the question, but humored his daughter with a smile anyway. “Why?”
“I was just wondering if you will be spending Valentine’s Day alone again or not. I mean we could go out to eat or something.” Mindy leaned against the table.
"What, like a father-daughter bonding kind of thing?" Hagan's smile grew a little. "And here I thought you were too good for your old man."
Starter Call
Like for a starter, message me if you want something specific/want to rp with a certain muse!
“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
“No, Mindy, there’s not.” Hagan rolled his eyes at the question, but humored his daughter with a smile anyway. “Why?”
VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES
“He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”
“She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”
“I don’t think it’s love…”
“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
“I don’t even like chocolate.”
“Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”
“Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”
“If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”
“I’ve never had a Valentine.”
“Will you be my Valentine?”
“Do you have a Valentine yet?”
“No one ever serenades me any more.”
“Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”
“Any secret admirers?”
“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”
“I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”
“Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”
“Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
“We’re never getting back together.”
“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”
“How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”
“We’re not together any more.”
“If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”
“It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”
“What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”
“I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”
“Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”
“I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”
“I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”
“I am not wearing that.”
“When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”
“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”
“I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”
“If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”
“Young love, isn’t it sweet?”
“Who did you get all these roses for?”
“I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”
“So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”
“Valentines? Pft!”
“That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”
“What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”
“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”
“Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”
“A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”
[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube? (lxzertexm) (probs from Zach)
@lxzertexm
[text] maybe you shouldn’t video tape things then. That’s a thought
[text] it's not my fault I'm photogenic
[text] I didn't ask to be pretty
H: “Don’t talk to me about this stuff!” | Lazer Team Deleted Scene
“Thanks. Somebody has to make the stupid jokes. Might as well be me.”
After a few minutes they approached the base. Zach paused by the gate and mock-saluted the guard, acting like it totally wasn’t weird that he was taking a kid into a military base.
She stayed close to Zach not wanting to get separated. She was a little afraid but tried to ignore it so she could keep up.
Zach maneuvered them around the base, opening a door that lead to his and his teams special personal quarters and shoving both Talia and himself inside. He was about to make a remark about how well it'd gone before there was a very stern cough.
Hagan and Woody were standing in what would constitute for a living room, just in front of them. Herman was lounging on the couch, but had looked up at their entry and seemed surprised.
"Zach, do you have any idea-... Who's this?" Hagan frowned, looking down at the girl. Woody waved a little at her, smiling.
"Thanks. Somebody has to make the stupid jokes. Might as well be me."
After a few minutes they approached the base. Zach paused by the gate and mock-saluted the guard, acting like it totally wasn't weird that he was taking a kid into a military base.
“Oh, hell no.” Zach huffed, kicking a pebble that was in the way. “Hagan’s too much of a good guy to hurt a kid, like… Ever. Herman’s just a pain in the ass, and Woody… Well… I don’t even think he could smush a fly, so, there.”
“Thats good then… I have a hard time trusting new people.. But if you guys are heroes then I will trust you.”
"We're the most heroic heroes to ever hero." Zach grinned. "... Okay, that was stupid, but I'm great, and that's what counts, right?"
"Oh, hell no." Zach huffed, kicking a pebble that was in the way. "Hagan's too much of a good guy to hurt a kid, like... Ever. Herman's just a pain in the ass, and Woody... Well... I don't even think he could smush a fly, so, there."
“It’s… Complicated? I mean, I’m kinda part of this whole super crazy program for the military, and so are my team. Uh… Did you see the whole… Craziness on the news? … Probably not. Point is, I’m a hero, and so is my team. Even if they’re all a bunch of assholes.” Zach shrugged.
“Are they nice there?” She wasn’t sure with how Zach talked about them. “Is that where we are going?”
"I mean... Kinda? We're more of an acquired taste than 'nice'." He shrugged again, scratching the back of his neck. "And yep."
"It's... Complicated? I mean, I'm kinda part of this whole super crazy program for the military, and so are my team. Uh... Did you see the whole... Craziness on the news? ... Probably not. Point is, I'm a hero, and so is my team. Even if they're all a bunch of assholes." Zach shrugged.
'"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day!" ((I'm throwing Jericho at you, Cass, because he's just drama and salt.))
“I’m sure you could, but that is not an object that one person alone could move.” Woody frowned, reaching up as if he was going to scratch the back of his head, and then, remembering his helmet, he let it return to his side with a small grumble.
“Oh fucking watch me, bitch!” Jericho shouted. He got himself stuck, but he was sure as hell going to get himself unstuck. “Just gotta…” He reached into his vest to grab his sacrificial knife. “Dude, you might want to look away if you’re terrible with blood.”
"What are you doing with that knife?" Woody asked, tilting his head. Even his helmet couldn't come up with a reason for why a knife would help the man in this situation.