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@lydiabobscottt
I mean I think that’s a pretty stupid idea, but if you want to do it then be my guest.
How is filling taco shells with spaghetti a bad idea? C’mon, you know spaghetti tacos sound amazing. You don’t want any? Fine. More for me.
Perfect, this is going to put a damper in my day. And I was in such a good mood to.
What happened? What’s wrong?
Wow, it’s been a long week.
TGIF, right?
Oh God, yes! Always.
I’m sure that’s not the only thing that’s made you their bitch.
Kidding…of course. But, hey, you’re Briar’s friend, right? And what’d the espresso machine do?
Hmm. Aren’t you cute.
Of course. Yeah, I’m Lydia. She’s more like a little sister, really. You mean aside from burn me, stain me in milk and want to break down on me?
“Please we all know the coffee still won. You are drinking it, are you not?” Briar teases Lydia.
Only because I like you guys enough to make decent drinks and not give you decaf. [Lydia shoots her a wink] Of course! After everything I had to go through with that stupid machine, you bet your butt I’m going to drink it and I’m going to enjoy it too.
Well you are the coffee girl.
[Lydia raises an eyebrow, a smirk forming on her lips] I’m also the coffee girl with a cup of hot coffee in her hands. I’d take it easy on the nicknames, if I were you. I’d be a shame if I were to accidentally spill it all over you, don’t you think?
Espresso machine, 1. Lydia, 0. I feel like I just became coffee’s bitch.
Um, I’d appreciate that, actually.
Yeah, of course! Where should we start?
Trying to clean my apartment is not going well…
No kidding. Would you like a helping hand?
theintelligentgrey:
You know I was only joking right? I hope it wasn’t just some random person that gave you the baby to look after.
No, you don't say. [She gasps acting surprised before laughing] I'm well aware, thanks. Don't worry, they didn't. She's the daughter of a regular whose babysitter bailed last minute, hence trying to serve customers and juggle a baby .. It's not as easy as it looks.
Oh, there is no way I’m getting near any baby.
Exactly. So who are you to judge my ability as a baby sitter?
Have you ever been told that you speak obnoxiously loud?
I prefer the term voicing an opinion, strongly.
"You do look like a natural. I can only imagine what you will be like when you have one of your own. I’ve missed you L! Where have you been? I feel like it’s been forever."
See, I knew it! And my mom said I couldn't take care of a baby, ha. Guess the joke's on her. Oh God, hopefully we won't know until twenty years from now. I've missed you too, B! [She half hugs Briar with her free arm] Oh, just, you know, in cognito! .. No, I'm kidding. I had to go back to New York for a few weeks. I know! It really sucked having to spend so much time without you guys!
Right, yeah.
Like you could take better care of a baby? Please.
Who’s kid did you steal?
Rude much? [Lydia laughs] I didn't steal anyone's baby. She was given to me to take care of, hence, the whole rocking baby in my arms.
I think it's safe to assume 'babysitter extraordinaire' is going under my resume. Look, I'm a natural!
