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“Good luck.”

Former Montreal Metros Captain Shane Hollander-Rozanov gives an “inspiring” two-word message to his former teammates ahead of the much-anticipated rematch between the Centaurs and the Metros.

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Everyone wants a piece of Shane Hollander. Ilya has something to say about that.

An excuse to fit as many memes into hockey as I can. Also an excuse for cowboys slander.

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russianblush

#when the fic says "his eyes roll back in pleasure"

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russianblush

We get together. We fuck. Is simple. #MeWhenILie

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gaynehollander

I do think Shane should get Ilya's name tattooed on the inside of his thigh in Cyrillic and I do think it should happen before they're outed.

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mutinsfromthemoon

a video is circulating in the hockey fans community showing ilya and shane during a preseason practice. shane is drinking water in the corner of the rink near where the players sit during the game when ilya comes up from behind and wraps his arms around him and opens his mouth and shane lifts the bottle and squirts water into ilya’s mouth and ilya drinks it and kisses shane on the cheek and skates away. of course the video gets a ton of views online because everyone is obsessed with the hockey husbands. and harris is always extremely happy when they manage to capture these candid moments between ilya and shane

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Ilya does that tik tok trend where he and shane are looking at the bill after dinner at a nice restaurant. Shane says, "I'll get it" and Ilya says, "are you sure" knowing the only things in his Birkin are a box of cigarettes, a lighter, and a condom.

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I think ilya would have a Birkin

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i've just binged your entire 'out on the town' series and you're so funny, such a great writer! i'd been having the worst week and didn't think anything could make me smile but here i am, giggling and kicking my feet

That's my goal! Thank you for the lovely compliment and I'm so glad to have made you laugh!

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Drank a cutwater and my third eye opened again see yall soon 👁

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gurlsrool

ohhhh I’m sleep deprived and thinking about Shane and Ilya getting to set photos of each other as their lock screens and I am in fact weepy about it

I think Shane wouldn’t change his often. He makes it an artsy picture of Ilya from behind, looking at the water at the cottage. He changes it a year later to a picture of them hoisting the Cup together and there’s really no beating that

Ilya would change his on a weekly basis because there are sooo many good pictures to choose from! His favorites are ALWAYS of Shane with Anya. Usually of Shane cheesing (he loves his smile sm), but there’s one that’s heavy in his rotation of Shane dozing off with his glasses on and Anya also dozing in his lap ❤️

David and Yuna are also thrilled that Shane and Ilya can now be their lockscreens! Yuna uses a photo from their wedding day, then also changes it to a picture of them hoisting the Cup. David uses a corny family photo where half of them are blinking and Ilya’s holding Anya up like Simba in the lion king

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