It’s For The Bit

I’m literally so funny all the time

[lynothy]

Me, looking at the IPA: so there’s nasal AND plosive bilabials?? Damn girl how many pussies do you HAVE!!

[louisegluckpdf]

i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

[lynothy]

Thing I would say if I was a gay man:

Omg I love jazz except replace the a with i. It’s called dark humor, liberal

[lynothy]

They should serve every sandwich at restaurants w two pickle spears so the greedy pickleless peasants at the table don’t die of jealously seeing the pickleful companion enjoy a savory refreshing treat

[lynothy]

[nelson-riddle-me-this]

Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

[lynothy]

How to have the most delicious sub sandwich known to man:

1. Wake up at 6 am on a Saturday for work

2. Do not eat breakfast but do drink a single cup of coffee (crucial step)

3. Work from 6:30 am -11:00 am

4. Order a sub from the sub shop in the building

5. There you have it, that is the most delicious sub sandwich known to man

[loveridden1999]

[lynothy]

The number of walls I DIDNT punch when my brother visited should feel grateful for my pacifist tendencies

[lynothy]

I saw mommy boypregging Santa Clause. THIS is the Christmas liberals want! 😡

[lynothy]

Oh you think “sex” is good? Try dissociating to headlock by Imogen Heap on repeat for an hour😏

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lynothy]

Arcane s2 really putting up some heavy contenders for the official title of my “poor little meow meow”

[lynothy]

Victor. He won the title. He’s my official poor little meow meow

[lynothy]

Arcane s2 really putting up some heavy contenders for the official title of my “poor little meow meow”

[lynothy]

I said you’ll never catch me hating on a female character just because she breaks up my favorite ship BUT THEN arcane s2 act2 dropped and I forgot all about that ethos

[lynothy]

Feeling grateful that I have an official Nemesis. Worried that I wouldn’t go far in life but look, mom, I have an Enemy!