Alexia Dreamer

Stupid things happen, I'm posting them

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Being chronically ill is very dumb sometimes:

Long sleeve shirt? Too hot

T-shirt under hoodie? Perfectly cool

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I so totally messed up telling someone my dr's name and accidentally said Skizzleman, so according to my dyslexia, Skizz is my dr and I should probably worry

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Vampires smp got my chronically ill self thinking how I wouldn't be freaking out about being turned, everyone would just concernedly walk by me standing in place for long periods of time just because I can

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Owens literally looks like the saddest puppy, my poor heart strings, he's just a little autistic guy who wanted a life with the only best friend he ever had :(

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Scott comparing Shelby to a hamster that you don't really know how it's still living is probably one of the funniest things to come from this smp

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Every day Avid is going through the horrors with the idea of vampires being real and no one believing him until it's too late, then you have Pearl who is just vibing in her own personal little series and either doesn't care or has no idea of the horrors

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I don't remember the golden tickets for Willy Wonka's chocolate factory being this big

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Avid's argument to Shelby against becoming a vampire: they can't taste anything, they can never sleep, they're restless, they burn in the light

Me, an insomniac who can't sleep, is always restless, so pale I burn in a few minutes of sunlight, hasn't been able to taste anything in almost two decades, with canines described as vampire fangs: am I a vampire? Avid, come back here, am I a vampire-

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Almost every single person in Oakhurst is acting somewhere between ages 17-22. I don't care the vampires actual ages, they are all edgy and or drama club teenagers for some reason. Cleo, Ren, and Dr. Leg are reasonably 30s or 40s, Pearl is like 26 no questions asked. Gods save the cryptid hunters though because they're definitely not acting legal adult aged

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The longer I listen to vampires!Ren, the more he sounds like he just took a couple voices from the outskirts of Elsa's Arendalle, how to train your dragon, and Brave and just put it all into one voice with some somber dramatics sprinkled in

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Vampires SMP Cleo: I am a farmer, so if you give me your seeds, I can do something with them

Literally everyone who just met them five seconds ago, no hesitation: here is every bit of planting material that I currently own, I beg of you to help

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Half of past life ep 5: bullying people while invisible on horses

Other half of past life ep 5: the day we got bullied by a herd of horses

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I'm very glad that Jimmy got to keep his bridge that he spent entirely way too long on, I really was worried about his efforts going to waste

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Tommyinnit taking an autism test and then a narcissistic test after is very humorous to me because most of the things he clicked on the narcissistic test are very common autistic traits that are misdiagnosed as narcissism, poor Tommy thinks he's partially narcissistic while I'm over here thinking he's more autistic than I thought originally

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Past life episode one:

Grian: what should we do this season?

Me: be evil please

Gem: we could be the villains

Me: yay, my request was heard last week

Villains group: (immediate incompetence in villainy)

Me: well... I didn't ask for them to be evil and smart I guess

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Past life episode two:

Continued incompetence in villainy, very itty bitty bit of competence by the end

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Past life episode three:

Finally living up to the villain name

Past life episode four:

Literally nothing happened, no villainy, no good, just completely neutral and calm for basically the entire server

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What is Mumbo on that he is committing all the people he's subbed for into unreasonably ridiculous situations? First it was Tango and the diamonds for majority of the server, now it's Joel and a ten minute, in depth podcast about rare Amazon birds. Mumbo's had a little too much outside time, he needs to come back to society for a bit

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As a celiac, I can't interact with impulse and rens past life videos, they're contaminated with gluten

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No no no, don’t worry they addressed this in their videos. Their gluten is so good that even celiacs can eat it!! Don’t worry their bread is so good that it will counteract celiac’s disease

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"Tango" says that they don't tolerate intolerance, so point stands until they address this controversy next week