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Readers: I would die for Murderbot
Murderbot: Not on my fucking watch you won’t. Get in the bunker so I can do my job.
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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
Oh NO.
me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*
Alicia Archer
my bi heart………
I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS
*dies*
Oh shit.
GAY KNIGHTS
Fellas I’m real gay
@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!
Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.
Hey, it’s @archerinventive, and the Pride Knights!
it's usually closer, on your chest
Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn't get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.
They buried that gay and he still dug himself up and kept fucking
Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.
About 'Hands of the Emperor'
It occurs to me that my recent Tumblr feed has not made clear the extent to which Hands of the Emperor by Victoria Goddard has eaten my brain lately. (Technically it was the sequel, At the Feet of the Sun, that ate my brain, but you know how getting into a fandom gives you new appreciations for the parts of it you overlooked at first.) Hands of the Emperor is... different, compared to your typical fantasy book, so it's hard to describe. But in case anyone is curious, I think I've figured out how to convey the gist of it:
1) Imagine a book that somehow manages to integrate all the best transferable elements of:
Moana of Motunui boarding her boat, sailing across the sea, and restoring the Heart of Te Fiti
A multiclassed sorcerer/bard leading his adventuring party through a series of increasingly improbable random encounters
Two distinct retellings of Sleeping Beauty
A multiverse-spanning apocalypse
Alexander Hamilton writing his way out of hurricanes literal, personal, and political
King Midas acclimating to a complex system of coping mechanisms and magical safeguards meant to allow him to continue ruling without turning his entire court to gold
2) Now imagine that you never read this book. Instead, you read a charming but admittedly somewhat bloated 300k-word fanfiction set after the end of the hypothetical book, wherein the main characters bond over shared trauma, flirt with each other, patch up strained relationships with their families, pass a universal basic income bill, and other heartwarming miscellanea. The fanfic author assumes your familiarity with the events of the hypothetical book. If you have questions about these events, there are several companion novels and novellas you can read for additional context. They are equally charming but will not answer your questions.
And that's Hands of the Emperor.
(And in case you want a teaser for the sequel: There is somewhat more adventuring, and a roughly equal amount of bonding over shared trauma. The protagonist is genre-savvy and his genre is "epic myth cycle." Hamilton/Midas QPR is endgame. And that's At the Feet of the Sun.)
The Hands of the Emperor by Victoria Goddard gets its audio book release tomorrow, and I'm so excited. This is my absolute favorite series.
Irreproachably reputable and honest, but still very unreliable, narrator, Cliopher "Kip" Mdang, has spent a thousand years patiently changing the world for the better-- with paperwork, and committees, and postal reformation!, while repressing his feelings for his boss (The Emperor.) All the while, his family expresses disappointment that he left home and wonders when he'll retire. But how could he, with his Lord Emperor trapped at the top of his tower-- bound so tightly within the magic, expectations, responsibilities, and strictures of his position?
It's Moana, meets The West Wing, meets Robin Hood, with some magic thrown in for seasoning, and it's a masterpiece.
Basically Tumblr today.
the 3 genders: friends, romans, and countrymen.
@iamfuckingweeping
now THIS is my kind of humour
"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"
"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"
"-but you can trust me when I say-"
"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"
"I don't care for you at all."
"Well, I… oh… I love you too."
i dont make comics often but this was too cute.
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I highly recommend watching this testimony from Aliya Rahman, the disabled woman who was dragged out of her car and kidnapped by ICE on her way to a doctor appointment in Minneapolis a few weeks ago.
Truly my worst nightmare.
Transcript of Aliya Rahman's speech:
Thank you members, for taking the time to be here today, and thank you staff for making this happen.
My name is Aliya Rahman, and I am a resident of South Minneapolis. I am a Bangladeshi American born in Northern Wisconsin. And I’m a disabled person with autism and a traumatic brain injury.
Not all autistic brains do this, but mine fixates on sounds, numbers, and patterns. And while what the world saw happen to me exactly three weeks ago today on video was a terrible violation it is still nothing compared to the horrific practices I saw inside the Whipple center.
So I am here today with a duty to the people who have not had the privilege of coming home, and I offer this data because these practices must end now.
On January 13th on the way to my 39th appointment at Hennepin County’s traumatic brain injury center, I encountered a traffic jam caused by ICE vehicles and no signs indicating how to get around it. I had not wanted to pull in to a blocked, chaotic intersection, but verbally agreed to do so and rolled down my window after an agent yelled, “Move! I will break your f-ing window!”
His first instruction.
Agents on all sides of my vehicle yelled conflicting threats and instructions that I could not process while watching for pedestrians.
Then, the glass of the passenger side window flew across my face.
I yelled, “I’m disabled!” at the hands grabbing at me and an agent said, “Too late.”
I felt immersed in a pattern, and I thought of Jenoah Donald, an autistic black man killed by the police during a traffic stop in 2021.
I remembered mister Silverio Villegas González, who was killed by ICE in his vehicle last year.
An agent pulled a large combat knife in front of my face, which I thought was for cutting me, and later learned was used to cut off my seat belt. Shooting pain went through my head, neck, and wrists when I hit the ground face first and people leaned on my back.
I felt the pattern, and I thought of mister George Floyd, who was killed four blocks away.
I was carried face down through the street by my cuffed arms and legs while yelling that I had a brain injury and was disabled. I now cannot lift my arms normally.
I was never asked for ID.
Never told I was under arrest.
Never read my rights.
And never charged with a crime.
Approaching the Whipple center, I saw black and brown bodies shackled together, chained together, being marched by yelling agents outdoors. I continued to hear the word “bodies”, because that is how agents referred to us:
“We’re bringing in a body.”
“They’re bringing in bodies 7, 8 at a time, where do I put ‘em?”
“We can’t use that room, there’s already a body in there.”
You have no reason to believe you will make it out alive if you’re already being called a body.
Agents repeatedly had to stop and ask how to do tasks. I received no medical screening, phone call, or access to a lawyer. I was denied a communication navigator when my speech began to slur. Agents laughed as I tried to immobilize my own neck. I asked for my cane and was told no, pulled up by my arms and prodded forward in leg irons by agents laughing and saying, “Walk! You can do it, walk.”
Agents did not know if the facility had a wheelchair.
When I was finally placed in one to be taken to interrogation an agent taunted, “You were driving, right? So your legs do work.”
I pleaded for emergency medical care for over an hour after my vision had become blurry, my heart rate went through the roof, and the pain in my neck and head became unbearable.
It was denied.
When I became unable to speak my cellmate pleaded for me.
The last sounds I remember before I blacked out on the cell floor were my cellmate banging on the door, pleading for a medic, and a voice outside saying, “We don’t wanna step on ICE’s toes.”
When I opened my eyes at Hennepin County’s emergency room, I learned I was brought there to be treated for assault.
The impacts of DHS detention on my physical, mental and financial well-being and safety have been very severe, but I do not deserve more humane treatment than anyone else, US citizen or not. And I am here today with a strong spirit and a duty to the many people who haven’t had the privilege to tell their stories or see their loved ones come home. I am extremely distressed by the pattern that violence from law enforcement has been happening to black and indigenous communities for centuries, and to DHS survivors for over 20 years.
We call ourselves a civilized nation, but we lack rules and accountability around what a person claiming to be law enforcement is permitted to do to another human being.
I am not afraid, and I’m not afraid to keep working on this problem even after ICE is gone. Thank you for your time.
Link to YouTube for sharing
original artwork by Levi Cleeman and original phrase by @nymph1e, I just made the stupid edit