high school au strattland yippe
child prodigy burnout but actually not a burnout but she acts like she is
short blonde/ginger hair, a pixie in her youth and now somewhere close to a bob, beach waves but she’d never describe it as that
pale with grey green undertones
thin but hasn’t ever really thought about it
smells like french cologne and faintly of smoke
when she doesn’t like someone she pretends she doesn’t know english (she learned english at like five, she knows it just as well as german)
maybe does chess but would never join the club because she hates everyone
really good at tennis and pool and swimming and golf (rich)
never raises her hand in class but rolls her eyes when anyone answers
not popular but everyone knows her and equally hates her but also everyone’s nice to her to her face
big fat nepo baby but she despises her parents (divorced but not publicly)
has a little brother she calls tubby and kicks him around a bit
super pooper insecure but would never say it aloud and if you even suggested it she’d kill you
hates english class, thinks english literature is stupid and makes fun of every author (in love with her female english teacher so she takes it out on the class)(also loves the attention she gets when she says something along the lines of ‘gol i just don’t get frankenstein)
enjoys history the way an atheist enjoys the bible (weirdly fascinated but equally disgusted)(if mentioned at the right moment she will get dorky about it)
thinks ryland is the most embarrassing thing in the whole world but keeps him around like a jester or pet monkey
flips people off a billion times a day
gun to her head would never touch a calculator (has never shown her work regardless of the points she looses)
obviously chronic cigarette smoker, (has definitely put cigarettes out on ryland)
keeps a steady 3.5 gpa (has never studied in her life)(in all honors classes)
doesn’t know what she wants to be when she’s older (presumes she’s gonna die before she’s 30) (just says “leader of the fucking world.” )
shrimpo faggo why white boy why
dirty blonde mid neck length hair
pale with pinky red undertones
kind of chubby, holds his weight in his stomach (convinced it’s “baby fat”)
smells like grass and sweat and maybe laundry detergent on a good day
was in little league back in the day, still does baseball but the whole team hates him and calls him a girl
raises his hand all the time and everyone groans (teacher: “anyone besides grace”?)
also very much not popular, mostly known by the boys because they don’t like him and most of the girls don’t register him as a person (“genevas brother?”)
lower middle class, adopted by two old but loving parents (has lots of foster siblings that cycle in and out)(but basically an only child)
not insecure but he should be, it’ll come soon
loves math and science, but english is hard for him (sits next to eva) (she is no help) (ogling at their teacher the entire period)
thinks eva is very smart and pretty and doesn’t get why everyone is frightened by her
counts with his fingers sometimes but is also doing a billion math problems in his head at all times (does math for fun)
thinks cigarettes are gross (thinks they are super cool) hates when eva smokes (she somehow gets eviler with a cigarette in her hand)
keeps a 3.5 with much struggle (also in all honors classes) (doesn’t study ever)(starts his homework but never finishes)(looses every single worksheet he’s given)(eva just throws hers away)
says he wants to to be an accountant when he’s older (has no idea what he wants to be)
thinks space is cool but “too complicated” (don’t get him started)
