Dragon Age Shit (And Rito's Dumbfuck Decisions)

OC Masterlist. So i decided to make a dragon age blog bc i need one I guess lmfao. just another place to dump my nerd shit. I'm a dork lol. My main is elaphaemourra, and my art blog is haospart. if u wanna see me elsewhere, or support my fun art shit, pop on over HERE it has legit everything. Insta, patreon, comms, my obnoxious character powerpoints. All that good shit. The all in one link.

[haospart]

SO, after a billion and a half years, we're openin' this kind of thing back up again--

So, if anyone wants a sketchpaint where I just plop myself down and draw your character, just clicky right here, I'll get the completed piece to you within the month. My hope is to get these done within a few days of receipt of the order, but I won't promise that, I'll just promise 'within a month'.

Forty Euro a pop, I get refs, you get art, pose will be up to me so in some ways this is a mystery commission. But I'm opening up the comms here. More custom requests will be available soon, just gotta get through the more intensive part of the queue, this is an interim dealio.

LINK HERE!!

[haospart]

EMERGENCY SALE

Right so on top of the whole Comms Sale Thing I have going on-- NEW THING, BC I SUDDENLY HAVE A NEGATIVE ACCOUNT BALANCE, AND NEED 50$ BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY TO KEEP FROM GETTING OVERDRAFTED.

SO-- here's the deal

25$ Full Body Sketch 15$ Half Body Sketch 10$ Bust Sketch

Stuff like This:

DM me, my DMs are open, and I will get these done TODAY. Tomorrow at the latest-- just kinda in a hella bind at the moment.

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Ok so i accidentally did the templar route instead of the mage route bc i wasn't reading i was just yeeting through the thing following the green castle piece and hOo bUDDY DORIAN'S ENTRANCE IS FUCKING DRAMATIC.

GOD I LOVE THAT MAN

MY MAN OUT HERE BEIN LIKE THAT MMMM LOOK AT HIM G O. THE DRAMA. THE POISE. THE EXHAUSTION. THE EXHAUSTION DRAMA

I love him. I just-- he's *great*

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More fun and Interesting Shit about my new favorite berserker I'm playing for our thedas-flavored d&d thing

I love this little bastard they're so much fun. I have a Personality Description and shit for them now

Such a little fuck

They think they're fckn cute and they're rIGHT

[the-geek-cornucopia]

👀

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Me: sees the Standard Size for Hawke is Fucking Tall and Shredded

Me, immediately: ok... but what if... 5'3... and a Twig.

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I've been suddenly and aggressively reminded of the dwarf inquisitor i have, whose name is Yeets McGee.

I spent like an hour trying to jack up her face as much as possible, and she still ended up kinda cute.

[Slaps dai creator and also me] i keep trying to make unattractive characters and it's not WORKING.

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So I'm fckn, D&D Cursed (I've never gone more than 3 sessions in a campaign, which I am Attempting to fix lol), but one of my friends is going to have a Fun Blip where she's setting a game of 5e (with a shitload of homebrew so we can have dragon age subclasses for Funsies) in Thedas, so I rolled up a fuckin 19 int Barbarian/Berserker who is a Big nerd about magic and has Terrible charisma and doodled them out for Character Design and Personality Exploration fjdjd.

So YEEHAW. Here's an Élise. They're an arrogant little asshole from Orlaïs. Who has been described Delightfully as These Things by our lovely dm:

And as This by me:

I love them. This is a Disaster Elf.

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@maleficarum-regrets

OKIEDOKE. FIXED THE ASKS. It's open for Vibing and Anon Vibing lmfaooo.

But YEET! Thank you for responding to it!!!! I'm Way Excited!!

I'm gonna ramble about Rito and Spider here for a sec, because they're GREAT.

So Rito's got a hart, big giant purple one (i don't know the english name for it lmfao, wild hart? Approximately?) who he named Spider, because he's got a horrible phobia of spiders (like ya do) and he thought maybe it would help. It didn't work, like, at all, but that's fine because Spider's just good to have around anyways. Super soft, super sweet, very lovely, but ONLY to Rito.

Spider is an ASSHOLE to everyone else. He thinks he's Slick by only being an asshole when Rito's not looking (except Very Specifically to Solas, who he has no qualms being a dick to while Rito's watching, which is kinda funny bc Rito LIKES Solas) and being soft and sweet when he is.

Everyone knows something is wrong with that deer except Rito. There is Malice in those eyes, and if it weren't for the fact that Rito loved these people, and that Spider lacks opposable thumbs or Fingers, that deer would have burned the place to the ground.

People who get a free(ish) Pass from Spider's general assholery are Blackwall, because he spends all his time at the stables and is Rito's best friend, and Cole, who just kinda Vibes with him.

Also the Irony of Rito naming Spider after one of his worst fears, is that that deer is a fear demon who got Way Too Attached to Rito, hitching a ride in a deer body for Whatever Reason.

Mostly because I thought it would be funny if Rito's asshole deer, named for his worst tangible fear in an attempt to ALLEVIATE it, was a fear demon.

Here have some art of them (which i need to do more of bc this is OLD and I know how backgrounds work now, and I need more art of Spider lol)!!

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Want me to gush about my OCs?

Send me a “🖊+an OC“ and I will talk about that OC! It can be a headcanon, a fun fact, a small paragraph of backstory- anything!

Alternatively, send in just a “🖊“ and I will talk about any one of my OCs at random!

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send "🖍" and I will draw a random OC of mine

[gooddragonagecontent]

Everyone who writes Madame de Fer in fanfic as cold or unable to handle a young/distressed inquisitor conveniently forget that to be a First Enchanter of her circle she had to be a Senior Enchanter.

Ya know the older mages who we see handle apprentices day to day. The ones who we see in DAO help out our mage warden and care for. The very same position Wynn was in and the fandom depicts as considerate and caring of a young warden to some level.

All I'm saying is Vivienne no doubt has had to watch over, assure, and help more than one distressed apprentice whilst guiding them. Why wouldn't she do the same for an inquisitor who is just as inexperienced and young as apprentices she once saw herself in.

Because Madame Vivienne is a good teacher, scholar, and caring person while also being the Lady of Iron.

[haospart]

[Click to enhance that image quality, Tumblr has Murdered it again]

New Commission Prices!!!  As of November 15, 2020 I am Back Open for Commissions with a new set of prices and stuff!

And here’s my LINKTREE in case y’all want to see me elsewhere, or take a look at my instagram/patreon/whatever else!  Wherever I’m at is where this will take you, and it also has a quick button for emailing me!

Payment can either be processed Via Paypal or Ko-Fi.

Hope y’all have a Fantastic Day!!

[haospart]

So I did a Thing on tiktok lol. And it's both star wars AND dragon age so it's going on the art blog lmfao.

Also feat. Several of @sith-shenanigans ' characters because Friendship and it's fun tormenting characters together fjdjdjdjd.

(More specifically it's Ahene, Alta, and Ierec that show up in here lol)

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Reblooping from my art blog bc Rito, Alta, Catatsi, and Coret are in here lol

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Round 2 of ‘I’m posting these cards backwards’ aka Rito’s Got A Red Lyrium Problem.  When i finish part 1 i’ll post it.  I didn’t bc this was More dramatic lol.

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so i am *absolutely* posting these backwards, bc Cards M8, this is technically the 3rd card in this little series.

bc i’m Like That.  Rito DA Tarot Cards y’all.

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Click for Clarity bc Tumblr murders the quality of things as per usual lmfao.  Also it’s zoom-in-able so it’s readable.

Some Fun Sillies with the Best Siblings Ever bc Rito’s like hhhhhhhh over Dorian bc he’s Disaster Gay and Alta’s (belonging to @sith-shenanigans ) like hhhhhhhhhhh over Josie because Also Gay.  Top Tier Shit lmfao.

They’re DORKS.  High key dorks.

Also I got lazy w/ Dorian (lmfao bc I wasn’t already) bc I am Not drawing his 8 million belts at 4 am lmfao.  Not happening.