Lyrium Ghost Writing

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[avvar-lore]

Writing-tips for Avvar-characters: How to curse

I’m going with the widely accepted fanon-opinion, that the Avvar are inspired by the old Norse tribal clans/vikings. So I will give you some ways to swear in old Norse, in case your Avvar-character has the need for a good ole curse.

“Meyla krafla mikli thur syr” ►►  “child born of a long dead sow”

“Swina bqllr!”  ►►  “pig penises”

“Hon varr Draconian, gamla vis Hruga uskit'r.” ►► “I am a Draconian and thou art less than a heap of sh*t.”

“Gamla lombungr, sugandi toti tik madr.” ►► “Thou art morons, sucking at the teat of your bitch dog mother.“

"Mikill Hakkon! Doni langaspjot viti!” ►► “Praise Hakkon! They’re downwind of us!“

“Kringlaugd wierd, ein spadi for qvoki ne skeifr drpr munni ne svinhqfdi!” ►► “ Gaze upon thy destiny, with this sword I will cleave your lying maggot mouth from your swine head!“

In any case, all you need is some words in Old Norse and then get creative. Here’s some solitary words, you can make your own curses with:

alicarl ►► fat churl, fatso

bacraut ►► asshole

baulufotr ►► cow foot

beiskaldi ►► gripe, bitch

blatqnn ►► black tooth

blot ►► heathen

bqllr ►► ball, glans penis

braudnefr ►► breadnose

brusi ►► he-goat

burlufotr ►► clumsy foot

daufi ►► deaf-mute, stupid

dofni ►► dopey

dragi ►► slowpoke

fretr ►► fart

galti ►► boar (wild)

gargan ►► snake

gaugbrojotr ►► grave robber

gellir ►► yeller, screamer

gleidr ►► bowlegged

griss ►► piglet

haensa ►► chicken

halftroll ►► halftroll

hauknefr ►► hawknose

hausakljufrs ►► kull cleaver

hladhqnd ►► clean hand

shqfdi ►► head

hrafnasueltir ►► raven starver (coward)

hrodi ►► snot

huglausi ►► cowardly

illskaelda ►► plagarizer

inoborna ►► unborn

istrumagi ►► fat gut

kamphundr ►► carrion eater

kerling ►► old hag

kuensami ►► skirt chaser

ledrhals ►► leather neck

lodinkinni ►► shaggy hair

lqngubak ►► fishbelly

matarilli ►► food stingy

meinfretr ►► stinkfart

merr ►► mare

meyla ►► little girl

miklimunnr ►► big, loud mouth

mjonefr ►► stingy, thin nose

murtr ►► a small fish

musa ►► mouse

oflati ►► dandy, gaudy person

ormstunga ►► serpent tongue

oskilgetinn ►► born out of wedlock (bastard)

qlfuss ►► drunkard

rella ►► gripe

sipill ►► potlicker

skirja ►► young cow

skreyja ►► incompetent

slefja ►► dribbler

tik ►► a female dog

tunga ►► tongue

vifill ►► beetle

vitskertr ►► shortwit

[selemantra-deactivated20250530]

DMC5 plot looks great

[lewiishamilton-deactivated20221]

random person: what's ur type?

me: wish I knew.

[lyriumghostwriting]

Me : Evil Twin... it was awakend in me with Knives (Trigun) and brought to fruition with Vergil (DMC 3 and peaked with DMC 5).

[devilmaykawaii]

would you give him a pizza? 🍕

[lyriumghostwriting]

my personal headcanmon is while we all know Dante is wacky whooohoo pizza man , you have got me fucked up is you think I will subscribe to any other belive other then Nero is the connoisseur of authentic Mexican cuisine. He is absolutely here for the Al Pastor and Buche tacos with the fire salsa Rojo.Nico has to go out of her way to make sure avoids the small business because as soon as Nero see on he practically rips the wheel out of her had so he can get some barbacoa or carnitas with chile and lime and wash it down with horchata or Tecate .

Nico just wants her Taco Bell and to be left alone but hell no Nero won't let the dog water near his refined pallet. If she wants tacos they're going to the taqueria . Periodt.

[vforvalensa]

[brood-mother]

name one thing less appealing than “Alternate Universe - Modern Setting”

[magistera]

costume details; (｡♥‿♥｡) ⇨ dante // devil may cry 3

[devilmaycry-headcanons]

Who is the most likely to say “This is why mom doesn’t fuckin’ love you!” Dante or Vergil?

[devilmaycry-headcanons]

Nero: This is why grandma doesn’t fucking love you both

[ariebearz-deactivated20220402]

Dante, sweetie, he’s a baby.

[burning-chaos-in-the-wind-deact]

@secondborn-cambion 💙

[ssson-of-sparda]

DEVIL MAY CRY 5

April 30th - “It’s give your dad an arm” day

[blackened-angel]

[drusoona]

[princesssakurasylveon]

Happy Nero got his arm Pokémon Snapped off by Vergil day guys!

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Do you think that all the DMC characters have "questionable clothing choices"?

1!Dante and 2!Dante — I mean. Bright red leather into battle is questionable but it’s Dante so that’s fine.

3!Dante — Using the tiddy strap on your gun holster as a shirt? Very questionable.

4!Dante — Questionable as fuck but damn if I dont love the gay bara arm cowboy look sm. You do you, you funky demon slaying pizza eating cowboy man.

5!Dante — The only questionable part is the fact that it’s an $8000 coat (that he wears into battle, no less) and he’s got bills to pay. Pass if not for the coat.

Vergil — Looks so fucking cool in concept and execution but really my guy you look like you just stepped out of a Renaissance painting or smth. It’s not practical in the real world at all. You’re wearing a cravat for fucks sake. Questionable.

Nico — Her outfit makes me think she and Cindy Aurum are just two gfs that are dating and share a closet. It’s also not impractical because she does wear the full welder’s cape and sleeves when she’s working. Plus, I’d wanna show all the tats off too. Pass.

V — This outfit is A Mess. There is no other description for it but A Mess. The gladiator sandals are quite possibly the single worst fashion choice in this list. The color scheme screams Kyle Ron, the clothes scream JoJo villain, and the shoes scream ‘I will be fighting the Persians at 10am sharp’. And I can’t even forgive it as him cobbling together whatever he could find. He stole that outfit off of someone in its entirety. Questionable at best.

4!Nero — Yeah that’s fine. It’s a little flashy with the rings and belts everywhere but looks cool and it’s not over the top. He’s basically a final fantasy protagonist. Pass.

5!Nero — Shabby but makes sense because why tf would you ever wear anything nice (Dante 👀) demon hunting where you’re inevitably gonna be covered in blood and guts anyway. Probably the most practically dressed for the job of the lot. Pass.

3!Lady — School girl outfit (even modified) is more than a little cliche but she gets a pass because she actually is a ~16 y/o school girl at the time. Plus she’s also wearing like athletic/compression shorts under the skirt too so I get the sense she’s mad and in a hurry and working with whatever she’s got handy. It does kinda scream murder your shitty dad casual. And I respect that. Pass.

4!Lady — I like it but I also don’t understand it. I don’t really know what she was going for with this. It offers next to no protection, and I don’t know if sexy business lady casual is the best look for fighting demons anyway. Also it makes her look like she uses the term girlboss unironically. So yeah. Questionable.

5!Lady — Outfit is cool af but I feel like the gap between chaps/boots and shorts and midriff is still kind of dangerous? Especially since she’s human? But she’s technically also a ranged fighter ig so I suppose it’s not as big a deal. But no I own a nearly identical looking top and jacket as the one in her DMC5 outfit; it looks like a totally normal midriff top with a pair of leather pants or jeans and boots. Versatility is good, but wearing white to murder demons seems inadvisable. So she’s at least halfway not questionable.

Trish — The leather is practical but the heels and tube top seem like they’d be absolutely miserable to fight in on top of not protecting much. So that part is questionable. But she’s also a demon with (probably) some healing factor and can just magic her clothes on too so I assume they stay on by the same magic. So she ultimately gets a pass.

Trish (as Gloria) — Girl no. Just no.

Lucia — The outfit is cool and mostly seems practical but again that’s a lot of exposed skin for fighting demons. But she’s an artificial demon so like Trish she can probably take her fair share of damage and heal so it’s probably fine. Pass.

(Current) Morrison — Dapper old man. Charming but also a little shady and mysterious looking. He’s fine. Quite possibly the most normal clothing choices in this group. Pass.

Patty (based off anime appearance) — As a former 8 y/o little girl can confirm clothing for little girls <10 is all over the fucking place. So her outfits going from pink tinged newspaper hawker to princess dress and everything in between isn’t surprising. You could probably find all of those outfits within a few racks of each other in the little girls’ section of a standard department store. Pass.

Sparda — See Vergil, but he’s also like. A pair of platforms away from being ready for disco night. His outfit looks like it’s made from crushed velvet and I don’t know how to feel about that. Also the monocle comes off as pretentious. Questionable.

Eva — Her outfit gives me very “I woke up like this” vibes so that’s cool. Power move. But also like. That outfit? Just around the house? With twin terrors running around? Questionable.

Kyrie — Christian Order Girl Autumn.

[moistmailman]

Nero, thumb dragging across his throat at a demon: Scum!

Vergil, proudly: I made that.

Nero, immediately suplexing the demon: JACKPOT!

Vergil:........

Dante, proudly: And I made that.