Cockroach Party

Party for Cockroaches! (Comics tagged “roach”)

[cyelatm]

[lysonnite]

Bugs is a kind of shrimp. You will find it to be true

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[meow-moment]

this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say

[memorycycle]

he stole 1 penny from her hot dog cart and she chased him across the world and her hot dog cart sat there and nobody touched it out of respect

[memorycycle]

the hot dog stand was there for 100 years and nobody touched it out of respect and the rain didnt rain on it and the wind didnt blow it and time didnt decay it and 100 years later when she got her penny back the hot dog stand started coughing and the neighborhoods kids said whats wrong and it started coughing and said i dont have much time left and they said no and the hot dogs started smelling bad and the kids cried and the kids started smelling bad and the candles started smelling gioood

[tekkenjournalist]

Teller was tugging on Penn’s jacket and wanted a hug but Penn swatted him away like the fucking ogre he is

[lysonnite]

Bugs is a kind of shrimp. You will find it to be true

[skarabrae-stone]

[memorycycle]

if i was in charge of the world first i would create 6 giant towers ( 2 at the poles, 4 spread evenly around the equator ) and they emit healing beams that heals everything

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[kaylmao]

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

[depsidase]

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

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dope

fiends

blowing

money

stay

clean

michael

jackson

billie

jean

[hungwy]

They're making pig tunnels vast underground networks of pig tunnels barely fit the beast in pig tunnels tubes of dirt and sand and stone ten to twenty feet down pig tunnels huffing puffing snorting pig tunnels right under all of us pig tunnels pigs weaving in and out of pig tunnels clambering frightened through the darkness for hours pig tunnels and where are the entrances and exits to pig tunnels where do they get the pigs for this pig tunnels

[lysonnite]

[medievaljournalist]

ok but if your dog wasnt a secret werewolf why did my silver bullets work on it