BizzzyBeetle

My Profile picture is drawn by my friend, their DeviantArt is StoliN0theUncanny. <—(With a zero) I love the drawing. They recently got a tumblr; it is Uncanniz. It’s Godrick from Elden Ring.

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[r4mi404]

i have no maw and i must howl

[squishsquishy]

>> shwitfurcreations

[dogpuppy]

[brawltogethernow]

Okay well it's actually pretty well reviewed.

[andstuffsketches]

[dogpuppy]

To the anon saying there’s genocides happening and I’m asking for mentos, it’s a fucking wishlist for a mom and child. I do not currently have a steady job and cannot afford anything past basic survival shit and the occasional help from my mom. Because of you guys we were able to have the best Christmas and birthday for my guy, a gymnastics mat so he can practice his flips, school supplies, minecraft stuff to feed his obsession, and more. you guys have basically changed our lives this past year. I have asked before to have people please donate to people who don’t have basic necessities before buying for my family. So idk whatever I shouldn’t even reply to you but here I am

[furattic]

Art by hexedcoin

[fandom-man]

Happy birthday Southern hemisphere horses!

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Ponies on the south side! Thorough breeding!🎵

[prokopetz]

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

[confusedbyinterface]

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

[nerdpiggy]

i completely understand & agree with the backlash against students using chatgpt to get degrees but some of you are out here saying "getting a degree in xyz means pulling multiple consecutive all-nighters and writing essays through debilitating migraines and having severe back pain from constantly studying at your desk and chugging energy drinks until you get a kidney stone and waking up wishing you were dead every day, and that's just part of the natural process of learning!!!" and like. umm. i don't think that any of us should have had to endure that either. like maybe the solution for stopping students from using anti-learning software depends on college institutions making the process of learning actually sustainable on the human body & mind rather than a grueling health-destroying soul-crushing endeavor

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[kimberlychapman]

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

[gatorbeast]

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

[anchovy]

Beasts

[zealotarchaeologist]

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

[mousegirlheart]

[lesbx]

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

[lesbx]

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

[hungry-hobbits]

not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

"is that ok . "

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[pencilcomics]