Danielle

[j-h-cubedman]

Fun Fact!

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[aroace-ryland-grace]

I somehow never noticed Rocky banging his carapace on the xenonite ball before I can't breathe

[matrose]

quora please stop emailing me

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[importantcatpics]

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[kinuko]

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[dykeferatu]

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

[dykeferatu]

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think

[kittensnax]

I think about this all the time

[clownowo]

worlds most well adjusted teenaged girl

[domesticabuser]

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[contemptible-scoundrel]

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"

[shencomix]