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how do you know if someone truly loves you if they were Bound by blood to serve you? how do you love someone when time and again they have barred you from making your own decisions? and how do you make two stubborn assholes get over themselves for long enough to admit that they love each other - and, just as importantly, you?

a queer polyamorous story about a prince, his dragon, and their future queen.

unapologetically queer, horny and gender-fucky. full to the brim with chaotic bi energy.

now available on amazon as a print and ebook

mayakern

psst spitfire has sold 980 copies… who wants to help get it to 1000 👀

jijidraws

🥲 Sad Witch Summer 🥲

you can be a badass and a sad ass.

it's allowed. :')

riseofthecommonwoodpile

honestly my favorite 4chan post

gservitor

Same energy.

clearcutcasualty

stereofeathers

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

stereofeathers

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

stereofeathers

MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

stereofeathers

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

sergle

I’ve got a new sticker set for #FatGirlSummer! 6 beach babes, and 1 holographic sticker. ☀️☀️🍦🍦

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fuck-customers

this may be an unpopular opinion but idc. stop stereotyping all baggers/courtesy clerks/utility clerks as lazy and rude kids that just don't wanna work. some baggers can be really problematic and difficult i understand that but just bc we're baggers doesn't mean we're lazy and absolutely unwilling to work. and not all of us are kids! i'm 6 months away from turning 25 and i started my job as a bagger at That K grocery store when i was 22 and even though i hate it with a passion i do try my best and i can only handle so many tasks at one time. also u can't expect one bagger to stay up front bagging by themselves for their entire shift when there's already barely enough baggers scheduled as it is and we have several other tasks (store sweeps, go-backs, trash, getting carts and completely clearing the lot the last 30 mins of our shifts, cleaning the bathrooms when asked to, doing propane exchanges and price checks, cleaning up spills, helping customers out to their cars if needed and getting and refilling bags when needed to. and that's not including occasionally other random tasks that get thrown at us (for example: running money outside to the fuel center when asked to) and throwing empty boxes and cardboard into the baler. please be patient with us. for the most part we are seriously trying the best we can and we can't do 100 things at one time. get over it idc. most of us genuinely do try and we all hate it here as it is. me especially so please be a little more patient and understanding. baggers already get a lot of unnecessary hate as it is, WE'RE TRYING. be patient and understanding. we can't just stand at the end of every register 4+ hours straight just in case a customer comes up, yes we will try to bag as much and as often as possible when we can but we still have other tasks to do and we can and will get in trouble for not doing them. also maybe don't whine and complain at baggers for not getting store sweeps done flawlessly? especially if you're gonna call us back to the front to bag then wonder why we couldn't finish the store sweep properly. we can't do 100 things at one time! people, both customers and co-workers plus corporate have no idea how much worse my mental health has gotten bc of this job

pikurusu00

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Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

the-stickers

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

soup-that-is-2-hot

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

gallusrostromegalus

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

allthingshyper

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

gallusrostromegalus

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

charliecoxbf

That’s gussy babe

earthgirl2788

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think.

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done.

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars

yveinthesky-deactivated20190127

*standing ovation*

boh-forse-mah

:)

dreamers-queen

Spite is the greatest muse

abandoned-as-mustard

humans don’t change

fuck-customers

When you're trying hard not to yawn when talking to a customer. -Abby

Then they finally walk away and you can let it loose. -Abby

captainsblogsupplemental

rhube

Data is the supportive friend everyone needs.

ironwoman359

He’s the best character guys sorry I don’t make the rules

sighinastorm

Spaghetti is the opposite of spinach.

Yes, I will be taking questions.

badabingbadabong-deactivated202

Explain

sighinastorm

duran-duran-less-official

OH I GET IT NOW.

Yes this is valid.

adhoption

now calling people ‘spaghetti’ or ‘spinach’ depending on how well they do under pressure

top-lil

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.