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loulooser

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

spinostarz

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

loulooser

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

determinedowl23

there’s a joke to be made about pilots here but i can’t think of one rn

loulooser

HOW I AM SO CONFUSED

determinedowl23

love-always-adelaide

jethroq

miskhos

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

oldguardleatherdog

tastefullyoffensive

20 Capitalist Dystopia Memes About A Future Not So Far Away

marisatomay

It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

45percenterthen

so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

girlsadist

There is sooooo little sex in my sexual fantasies and a lot of people do not get that

soapydoll

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

kindlingnorah

sciencevevo

anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box

newusernamepending

Exodus 25:23-30

sciencevevo

well ill be darned

deadgenerations

actually there’s significant academic and rabbinical disagreement regarding the length of a cubit so unfortunately it is still not clear.

thereforealiar

nothing brings me more joy than critically engaging with media that was clearly not designed with critical engagement in mind. it’s the media studies equivalent of like, idk, trying to skateboard up a flight of stairs.