[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[cemeteryseven]

my great-grandmas kitchen window

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[kha-khuja-batti-bujha]

girl u r not making any sense i love u

[clearpills]

[bandydear]

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] she is so strange. And off-putting

[chaaistheanswer]

On duty 🫡

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

[uphillfarmers]

what is this? should I throw it out?

[puppygirldick]

Stained glass smoker window on a purple obs

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[phantomrose96]

Kind of funny to me when humans are saddled with instincts which, historically over millions of years, offered a net-benefit to survival. And yet now in certain circumstances of modern day living just result in a doctor going, "yeah, so don't do that."

[phantomrose96]

As hairless and warm-blooded creatures, we surely, I imagine, have been highly susceptible to parasites attached to our skin.

As creatures with dexterous opposable digits and fine-tuned motor skills, we surely, I imagine, have been able to fight back against this parasite blight by detecting the parasites on our skin and picking them entirely off.

And yet. When there is a highly unauthorized blemish. On skin. You """"shouldn't"""" """"pick at it"""" because that's """not the way to deal with acne""". Which is advice from someone who just sounds like they're jealous because their ancestors weren't nearly as skilled at skin parasite eradication.

[ametoraeye]

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[i-am-a-fish]

no more dichotomies. I would like to introduce you to my friends Both, Neither, and Something else entirely

[i-am-a-fish]

also my friend Sneither, who also cannot be organized into any single category

[calellon]

say what you want about me but friends confide in me. colleagues hug me. animals nap on me and strangers meet my eyes and smile