[mamodos]

[thebootydiaries]

[closet-keys]

me: *looks at cute pictures of my gf & me*

me: wow relationship goals

[exclusionisteevee]

[prole-log]

[c-bassmeow]

LMAOO

[gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb]

raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time

[cutiepiesub]

[senoritaimperfecta]

ARTHUR SAYS GAY RIGHTS!!

[toastbutteregg]

women apologizing: 

[swarnpert]

im about to own every cop out there

[1st-1]

[1st-1]

Nasa spots mysterious heart-shaped craters on the surface of Mars. “From Mars with love"

[visualsupplyco]

[lesbianshepard]

what is it about a retail uniform that makes boomers lose all empathy or critical thinking

[lesbianshepard]

i was grabbing something to eat at whole foods and one woman started shouting “excuse me?! excuse me?!” and I ignored her cause I don’t know her. She then came up to me and grabbed my arm and went “I was calling you! Can you help me find something?” and I was like….I don’t work here? And she rolled her eyes and went “Well can you find me someone who DOES?” and when I said “No, sorry” she got all huffy. like…..bitch I don’t work here and I’m not on the clock. I need to eat.

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[yo-its-matt]

another fine post from god herself

[english-prof]

When I make a pop culture reference “from my time” and my students just stare blankly at me like the fucking dinosaur I am

[wincherella]

Totally me.

[girlwithalessonplan]

Every time a student says “what are we doing” and I respond, “the same thing we do every night, Pinky.”

[bluntforcefly-deactivated201810]

What is that from

[girlwithalessonplan]

[fxandchill]

Sometimes I tell students to get their heads in the game because we’re all in this together and they’re just like “?????”

[the-bi-bilingual]

The fact of HSM isn’t well-known pop culture anymore is horrifying

[anxietyproblem]

[oak23]

We forgot about it

[dickheaddutch]