Clearly, the better sniper.

39 || Hunter/Bird trainer || Co-founder of the Crimson Raiders || 100% beat Zer0 in a sniper competition. Loser.

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

This thing on? Tina’s been bugging’ me to get “ECHOblr” for a while. Guess I’ve done it.

What’s the hype with this thing anyways?

((OOC:))

fan blog made by @thy-handsome-soup

pretty much falls into any mordecai canon/fanon. Any ship is relatively okay just don’t take it too far

Basic rules: No NSFW- very strict. If you have a question for OP; see blog above. If you don’t like OP’s headcanons, just ignore it! Don’t agree with a ship? Just ignore it! Simple!

[r3d-ca9]

mordecai is taller than me but i bet i could pick him up, which would probably infuriate him

he'd be talking to lilith about something and i would sneak up from behind and just fuckin SWOOP. SNATCHED.

yelling at me to put him down before he yadda yadda yadda-

i wouldn't be able to hold him up for too long anyways but when i do release him he'd immediately turn around like "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM"

i am shrugging innocently. lilith is giggling. tina owes me $20 because she said i wouldn't do it.

[kaboombunny]

until you actually do it I'm not fucking paying you

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

do NOT encourage them

[xclaws-n-talonsx]

(okaaaay full disclosure)

(i was gonna draw a whole thing to reply to this but ALAS my job is draining me of all strength)

(i lost all of my steam, this is as far as i got with hoisting mordy into the air against his will 😔)

SORRY MORDY BUT $20 IS $20

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

((hi owner of mordy blog here AAAAAAAAANFNKWFNWKFNWKFJJER I LOGE IT I LOVE IT I LOGE IT LOVE ITTHIS IS WHAT IVE NEEEDED. THANK YOU. BEAUTOFUL ACTUALLY. THATS SUM GOOD SHIIIT))

((<- will react in character at some point. must appreciate for now))

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Not a question but the new Borderlands movie doesn’t have you or Brick in it and I’m angry. Also the woman playing Lilith is like, 40 and Claptrap is played by jack Black, do with this information what you will

what the fuck is a borderlands movie

((OOC: NO IM ACTUALLY SO ANGRY ABOUT THAT. like tina doesn’t seem insane she seems bratty, no brick and mordy, old people, kevin fucking hart, krieg but no maya? like WHAT?))

[r3d-ca9]

mordecai is taller than me but i bet i could pick him up, which would probably infuriate him

he'd be talking to lilith about something and i would sneak up from behind and just fuckin SWOOP. SNATCHED.

yelling at me to put him down before he yadda yadda yadda-

i wouldn't be able to hold him up for too long anyways but when i do release him he'd immediately turn around like "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM"

i am shrugging innocently. lilith is giggling. tina owes me $20 because she said i wouldn't do it.

[kaboombunny]

until you actually do it I'm not fucking paying you

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

do NOT encourage them

[borderlands-addict]

if i see one more whitewashed mordecai fanart im gonna frowny face :((

give that man his melatonin back 😔😔

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

:((

[rat-boy-calypso]

@m0rdecai-the-hunter Wh- —HAH— what is this glowdown! Bird Man! —HAHA—

Jack on a stick I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS! —AHA—

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

You’re just so obsessed with me aren’t you

[kaboombunny]

he wants you carnally

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

That is LITERALLY what I’m sayin’, man! He doesn’t even try to hide it

[rat-boy-calypso]

NO. NO I DO NOT. ID RATHER EAT SKAG PUKE THEN GO NEAR YOU!

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Then do yourself a favor, and leave me alone :)

[rat-boy-calypso]

@m0rdecai-the-hunter Wh- —HAH— what is this glowdown! Bird Man! —HAHA—

Jack on a stick I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS! —AHA—

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

You’re just so obsessed with me aren’t you

[kaboombunny]

he wants you carnally

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

That is LITERALLY what I’m sayin’, man! He doesn’t even try to hide it

[rat-boy-calypso]

@m0rdecai-the-hunter Wh- —HAH— what is this glowdown! Bird Man! —HAHA—

Jack on a stick I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS! —AHA—

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

You’re just so obsessed with me aren’t you

[r3d-ca9]

mordecai is taller than me but i bet i could pick him up, which would probably infuriate him

he'd be talking to lilith about something and i would sneak up from behind and just fuckin SWOOP. SNATCHED.

yelling at me to put him down before he yadda yadda yadda-

i wouldn't be able to hold him up for too long anyways but when i do release him he'd immediately turn around like "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM"

i am shrugging innocently. lilith is giggling. tina owes me $20 because she said i wouldn't do it.

[clancy-calypso]

@thy-handsome-soup

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Do not.

[rat-boy-calypso]

So tempting..

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

WHY YOU?!

[r3d-ca9]

mordecai is taller than me but i bet i could pick him up, which would probably infuriate him

he'd be talking to lilith about something and i would sneak up from behind and just fuckin SWOOP. SNATCHED.

yelling at me to put him down before he yadda yadda yadda-

i wouldn't be able to hold him up for too long anyways but when i do release him he'd immediately turn around like "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM"

i am shrugging innocently. lilith is giggling. tina owes me $20 because she said i wouldn't do it.

[clancy-calypso]

@thy-handsome-soup

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Do not.

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

(Pretend this was on Rat-Boy-Calypso, couldn’t do an ask on that blog for some reason.)

You crave attention so much it’s a disease

[rat-boy-calypso]

I must be doing something right, I mean, I have hundreds, if not THOUSANDS of followers! The people love me, unlike you.

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

I wouldn’t call a few mind-controlled goons “followers” but I guess everyone has their thing

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

(Pretend this was on Rat-Boy-Calypso, couldn’t do an ask on that blog for some reason.)

You crave attention so much it’s a disease

[rat-boy-calypso]

ECHOblr, what is a… Rizz?

And why won’t Tyreen shut the fuck up about it.

[hammerlockandload]

I thought you of all people would know what that means.

[kaboombunny]

surprised me too but hes always been a dummo

[rat-boy-calypso]

Still have NO idea what it means! I swear, you raiders are some of the most unhelpful people in existence. At least Maya is actually interesting. Oh wait, she’s dead. tragic,

[rat-boy-calypso]

Wh- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS ‘SOUP’????

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

I am OLDER than you and I know what this means.

[rat-boy-calypso]

Oh, we ALL can tell that you’re older than me, by what. 30 years? HAH!

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Seriously, man- get a new joke- That one is older than ME at this point.

[gaygunpowder]

Ay, I know you! Wainwright, huh? Nice to see you found yourself on ECHOblr too.

//@m0rdecai-the-hunter

Been here for awhile, actually.

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Lucky. I’ve only been here a few days and I’m super lost.

[rat-boy-calypso]

HAH! Skill issue, bird man!

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Yeah. Rat boy is here too.

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

MORDY GIVE ME BACK MY FRICKAFRACKING SODA YOU TOOK THE LAST ONE YOU SKAGEATER

-T swag (@kaboombunny)

Bother Brick about it, Tina :)

[rat-boy-calypso]

ECHOblr, what is a… Rizz?

And why won’t Tyreen shut the fuck up about it.

[hammerlockandload]

I thought you of all people would know what that means.

[kaboombunny]

surprised me too but hes always been a dummo

[rat-boy-calypso]

Still have NO idea what it means! I swear, you raiders are some of the most unhelpful people in existence. At least Maya is actually interesting. Oh wait, she’s dead. tragic,

[rat-boy-calypso]

Wh- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS ‘SOUP’????

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

I am OLDER than you and I know what this means.

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Goriel: "Well, hey there also, yes I kinda am a demon... But I'm not THAT brutal and harsh unless I need to be, friend. Anyways, welcome to the ECHOblr on the ECHOnet network!"

I swear, Pandora gets stranger by the minute… Whatever. Nice to meet ya, or somethin’.

[gori--demora--skellydemora]

Goriel: "Heheh, likewise Mordecai. Also, I know what it feels like to lose a friend or someone that feels like family... So, don't ever feel as if you're alone on that type of stuff, alright?"

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Um. Thanks? I guess?

[gori--demora--skellydemora]

Goriel: "No problema, Mordecai. Also, do enjoy your time on ECHOblr from time to time, and it was fun meeting you!" ☺️

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Nice to meet ya too, Goriel.

[gori--demora--skellydemora]

Goriel: "Ciao!"

*I said while I smiled a soft and doubled-fanged canine grin toward Mordecai, before winking and holding up a peace sign gesture, all while vanishing into a swarm of bats and dark, crimson-red, airy smoke.*

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Huh. Interesting. I guess everyone’s got their own dramatic exit here.