something about the number of bullets it took

wainwright. 58. queer, or transfag if yer distinguished enough. he/him. married.

[gaygunpowder]

Gaige told me to make an account on ere so ere I am. Howdy y'all, I'm Wainwright. Some of y'all might know me as the guy who rules one of the major corporations. I came to this site to escape corporate echotwt and other infernal bullshit like that.

CORPORATE INQUIRIES = INSTANT BLOCK. IF YOU'RE TROY CALYPSO OR ONE OF HIS SIMPS FUCK OFF. IF YOU'RE THAT ONE HYPERION AI THAT RUNS THEIR ECHOBLOG DO NOT FUCKIN INTERACT.

TERFS GET SHOT ON SIGHT. WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO NO MISGENDERIN' HERE.

Follow Alistair at @hammerlockandload or else. Also stop by @jakobsofficial and say hi to the people runnin' it, they're tryin' their best.

// indie wainwright jakobs from borderlands rp blog ran by @wainwrightjakobshammerlock . mostly chat format. not canon compliant and very based off headcanons. mun is an adult if u care

[gentlemancyborg]

“I see you’re admiring one of my many scars! Yes, I’ve seen my fair share of danger – the odd skag ambush here, a stalker mauling there. Really gives one an appreciation for the creatures of this planet. And a…hateful desire to wipe them all out.”

— Sir Hammerlock

[gaygunpowder]

It also gives me a- well, I don't think I can say that (I can, I'm omittin' it on purpose)

[gaygunpowder]

Jaky! Jaky lad!

I got a question that's been on me mind for a few days now.

What exactly did you see when Eleanors - was that er name? - or that Gythin ring thingy was on your fingie? What were yer thoughts?

~ Handsome lad, ZF

( @irishdrunkzane )

...Really don't wanna talk about it.

[irishdrunkzane]

"Get a drink sometime lad, it's not just that I'm curious it's... Firehawk wants to talk about it. You got time someday to join us in a bar and open up?"

[gaygunpowder]

...Listen, if your commanding officer wants to know about it, then so be it. But first of all: Alistair needs to be present for it; second of all, no booze - while back I recognized I had a problem, and have been tryin' to kick it.

[irishdrunkzane]

"Understandable lad, I'll ask Hammy and we'll have some time on Sanctuary. Keep it concealed alright? Just hope you get better, speakin of which, do ya have any

[gaygunpowder]

I ain't givin' you anythin' from the Reserve. Not after the incident.

[irishdrunkzane]

"Fine, fine. Any symptoms? Just makin sure. We can't have Jakobs weapons running to hands of someone else bad. Unless that's Hammerlock. Personal fan of the weapons I do say so meself"

[gaygunpowder]

No talkin' about the "symptoms" 'til the meeting.

Fmovhh blf dzmg gl urmw lfg uli blfihvou.

[gaygunpowder]

Jaky! Jaky lad!

I got a question that's been on me mind for a few days now.

What exactly did you see when Eleanors - was that er name? - or that Gythin ring thingy was on your fingie? What were yer thoughts?

~ Handsome lad, ZF

( @irishdrunkzane )

...Really don't wanna talk about it.

[irishdrunkzane]

"Get a drink sometime lad, it's not just that I'm curious it's... Firehawk wants to talk about it. You got time someday to join us in a bar and open up?"

[gaygunpowder]

...Listen, if your commanding officer wants to know about it, then so be it. But first of all: Alistair needs to be present for it; second of all, no booze - while back I recognized I had a problem, and have been tryin' to kick it.

[irishdrunkzane]

"Understandable lad, I'll ask Hammy and we'll have some time on Sanctuary. Keep it concealed alright? Just hope you get better, speakin of which, do ya have any

[gaygunpowder]

I ain't givin' you anythin' from the Reserve. Not after the incident.

[gaygunpowder]

Jaky! Jaky lad!

I got a question that's been on me mind for a few days now.

What exactly did you see when Eleanors - was that er name? - or that Gythin ring thingy was on your fingie? What were yer thoughts?

~ Handsome lad, ZF

( @irishdrunkzane )

...Really don't wanna talk about it.

[irishdrunkzane]

"Get a drink sometime lad, it's not just that I'm curious it's... Firehawk wants to talk about it. You got time someday to join us in a bar and open up?"

[gaygunpowder]

...Listen, if your commanding officer wants to know about it, then so be it. But first of all: Alistair needs to be present for it; second of all, no booze - while back I recognized I had a problem, and have been tryin' to kick it.

[gaygunpowder]

Jaky! Jaky lad!

I got a question that's been on me mind for a few days now.

What exactly did you see when Eleanors - was that er name? - or that Gythin ring thingy was on your fingie? What were yer thoughts?

~ Handsome lad, ZF

( @irishdrunkzane )

...Really don't wanna talk about it.

[irishdrunkzane]

I sure hope you ain't here to cause trouble.

(@gaygunpowder)

"No no Jaky! /Jakie...jakey?\" *Irish laugh* "trust me lad, I won't cause trouble, least not on your planet, can't say the same for the others though..."

"Say- how's Hammy doing? You two still gettin along or did I miss an anniversary?"

(Ironically enough I just completed Guns, love, and tentacles /side\ campaign)

[gaygunpowder]

Still gettin' along? He's the love of my life, the man I wanted and still wanna spend the rest of my existence with. I think 'still gettin' along' is a severe understatement.

...Say, are you one of those people who's spent so much damn time around sad straight couples you think marriage's always some sort of dour state?

[irishdrunkzane]

"Uhh... Maybe? Look multiple ladies havent given me the treatment you two have with each other. still, congrats you wonderful bastards. I say an apology."

[gaygunpowder]

Alright, alright, suppose that explains it just as well. Thank you kindly.

...and seems like you're still at it, as it were. Thought a man of your age would settle down at some point, but I ain't one to judge - Alistair also tells people he's "not as active as [he] once was", but still goes on expeditions quite frequently.

[irishdrunkzane]

I sure hope you ain't here to cause trouble.

(@gaygunpowder)

"No no Jaky! /Jakie...jakey?\" *Irish laugh* "trust me lad, I won't cause trouble, least not on your planet, can't say the same for the others though..."

"Say- how's Hammy doing? You two still gettin along or did I miss an anniversary?"

(Ironically enough I just completed Guns, love, and tentacles /side\ campaign)

[gaygunpowder]

Still gettin' along? He's the love of my life, the man I wanted and still wanna spend the rest of my existence with. I think 'still gettin' along' is a severe understatement.

...Say, are you one of those people who's spent so much damn time around sad straight couples you think marriage's always some sort of dour state?

[gaygunpowder]

Not in the EU unfortunately :(

-Ophelia

// ooc: well fuck, maybe you can report it some other way ?

[gaygunpowder]

Hi Wainwright, sorry I haven't been talking lately, I was unfortunately hit in the wave of tgirl bans

-Ophelia

Glad ta see ya at least are perseverin' in the face of this... blatant transphobia.

// ooc: Ophelia if you live in the EU you might be able to report this shit since it violates the GDPR

[gaygunpowder]

Ay, I know you! Wainwright, huh? Nice to see you found yourself on ECHOblr too.

//@m0rdecai-the-hunter

Been here for awhile, actually.

[kaboombunny]

Y’know the difference between you and the raiders and a crate of explosions? The fact that the explosions are actually interesting, and have the chance to genuinely be deadly.

my dick is bigger than yours

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Get ‘em, Tina!

[rat-boy-calypso]

Wh- Stay outta this, Bird brain!

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

She’s probably right :)

[rat-boy-calypso]

AGAIN. STAY OUTTA THIS!

[gaygunpowder]

Aw hell, now Ratboy's on this site?

[hammerlockandload]

To all transsexual ladies following me: I am, in spirit, putting my coat over a puddle so you may walk through unharmed. Or if chivalry disinterests you: I am, in spirit, inviting you to tea and biscuits.

I am however physically supporting you with all I have. I am no FTM separatist and shall never be. Tally-ho.

[gaygunpowder]

Me neither (on the separatist thing). You have my gun, always.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

I would be so good at being a lame husband

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

[halcyon-spaceport]

Xylourgos, the perfect wedding destination.