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also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers

narishkeyt

SOLIDARITY WITH COMRADE BUNGLE

FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS NOW

A.C.A.B

#euthenize the police officer

caprisunsport-deactivated202010

hey im sorry i sent you a Just-Cartoon-Dicks.com pic of peter griffin getting his doughy ass thoroughly reamed out in the shower, i meant to send you the fortnite/burger king foot lettuce/loss meme pic i made for you to commemorate you getting a job stacking the soaps at Lush. i love you. i love you. i have a crush on you. please marry me. we need to get married right fucking now.

thefatfuck-irl

apricops

*centrist voice* So would you stop being friends with someone just because your favorite color is blue and their favorite color is waterboarding innocent people?

#HKCJSHFKFKSG

danskjavlarna

“You can’t ignore the rat” (1948). Courtesy of the Provincial Archives of Alberta.

z-a-d-i-e

and who would want to!

foulserpent

intellectually its fine for cishet people to refer to their cishet s/o as their ‘partner’ bc it helps normalize the phrase and allows gay/bi people leeway in terms of not outing themselves while also not lying but like. emotionally the toll of someone saying ‘partner’ and meaning her cishet bearded microbrew hipster boyfriend whos into pegging is like. severe

deathandmysticism

Coffin-making, late 19th century or early 20th century

anitaleocadia

moldable

hellolovetheturquoise-blog

rainbowprice-blog

zsnes

my burlesque dancer girlfriend who looks likes ramona flowers takes off my punk adventure time shirt and my cool jeans, my cool siracha underpants showing right below my chest hair, which i shaved so it looks like dark vader from star warps. my burlesque dancer girlfriend kisses my cool beard which i condition with siracha hot sauce and organic mousse from trader joes. were cool and indie and this is what indie sex is like.