sit with me?

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[chandlebing]

#same

[everythingfox]

[amyjdewinehouse]

Amy Winehouse: The Day She Came To Dingle (2012)

[totallylooks]

season one episode one: a thing for musicians

[bauliya]

elcias hernandez ortiz is the only survivor of the atlanta shooting. he's in intensive care and his family still hasn't raised enough money to cover his medical expenses. please donate if you can.

[traitspourtraits]

[nocontext4077th]

[throughwinterfields]

Daniel Kordan

[sailormoonreblogs]

[stars-bean]

“What when more important problems come? Fattening up children, placing them onto shovels, roasting them and so on… “

The Girl on the Broomstick (1972) dir. Václav Vorlíček

[bringhimdown]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

she turned his remote vibe on 😳

[gwynbleidd892]

[peashooter85]

Exhibition quality German hunting knife with chiseled silver mountings and sheath, stag handle. Late 19th or early 20th century.

from Rock Island Auctions

[the30rockoffice-blog]

[anxietyproblem]

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[essoreese]

Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.

[strangelyregular]

YES.

Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?

Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.

[ace-pervert]

Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

[sugarless-gum]

[illinicoise]

American Horror Story: Coven (2013)

[vegannerdgirl]