This Is Gonna Ruin The Tour…

Meagan / 23 / Follow me on tik tok with the same @

[stilldontpickaname]

In my room. straight up "pestering it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My chums

[jujubamp4]

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[qqchurch]

[milfsisyphus]

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

[sugary-sheep]

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

[mysillycomics]

whale fall picnic!

[velinxi]

But I have nothing to fear! For the blue bird is with me.

[pusserdestroyer]

Clean version of a comic I drew in history class

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[popppyfur]

the., struggle

[primaryass]

i love how kendrick lamar was like i fucking hate this one dude and the rest of the industry was like fuck man we do too give this guy 5 grammys

[fawnloaf]

[phorbolicious]

Beta kids'd your reaction images

[phorbolicious]

Alpha kids'd your reaction images

[agentwashed]

👉😖👈 me trying to summon mind powers to blow you up

[agentwashed]

👉😳👈

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ok well in my defense i wasnt expecting it to work

[minomur]

yeah they go way back 🐶🦾

[ficauthor]

Cant stop thinking about how Trolls Dreamworks made sure everyone knew that Branch is Hot for a Troll. Truly they did not need too but it does make the entire story like 10% funnier.

There's a non zero chance as he sang true colours around the pot someone went "oh no hes hot!" Like there's a chance that as he intruded parties and shit someone in the background sighed in disapointment that such an attractive young man wouldnt just dance with them. Someone (Poppy) probably saw him brooding through the forest and went "owwooga gotta get me a slice of that depressed cake!"

Imagine explaining to the other genres that just one short year ago the town hottie thottie was rejected and loathed by everyone bc singing killed his grandma.

Funnier imagine being pop trolls you've been privy to his top ten worst mental breakdowns but now everyone from the other genres thinks hes soooo competent. Hes sooooo good at singing and the way he was able to just pick up dancing with all the other groups is soooooo cool. Meanwhile you know he flipped a coffin over like three years ago mid panic attack. You've seen Branch hide perfectly in a puddle of mud Peeta hunger games style because he thought an earthquake was a sign of the apocalypse.

Imagine being his bros seeing him display unparalleled riz around town and then learning that for about twenty years no one acknowledged that bc he was paranoid as hell. Imagine being his bros and learning that, yes he pulled the queen of your nation but also just about every troll capable of attraction to him.

Character of all time Branch is.