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oh boy, I bet there's a lot of people in these notes talking about how much they love doughnuts

flipchild

powerburial

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

victusinveritas

heated-blanket

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

heated-blanket

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

lizdoart

dream tiger,,,,,, she has bewitched me,,,,,,

theunfortunate-author

my daily affirmation as an author

isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

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World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

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Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

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the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

spacedouterri

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

open-sketchbook

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

bimmyjimmy

Caught him on my desk

alexriesart

how do you do it

Pain.

transmechanicus

Restaurants love to blow up your inbox like Heyyyyyy, just a reminder we exist. :) Y’know :) in case you forgot :) Coupon? What’s that i don’t know her. :) Meal and appetizer only $35 :) And I’m sure you have so many $35 :)