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Q: Most likely to laugh during filming
Valentine HORRIFYING and gentle at the same time
fucking ALAN
Alan's Valentine is a true treasure
VALENTINE’S FACE WHEN HE FINDS OUT ABOUT CLARY
Alan is a gift some part of this fandom don’t deserve
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
Katherine McNamara talks Shadowhunters
I know when that hot line bling, it can only mean one thing...
Television: Hello, it’s TV. I was wondering…
⬆ O Supernatural, Where Art Thou? No. 1. ⬆ Scream Queens screeched up nine spots to No. 5. ☆ Brooklyn Nine-Nine debuts at No. 16-16.
Movies: Watch me, watch me, ooh, watch me.
⬆ The Force is definitely awakening. Star Wars is at No. 1. ⬇︎ Krampus crumples ten spots to No. 16.
Music: The fields are alive.
⬆ Selena Gomez Jingle Balled the way to No. 4. ⬆ Rihanna Diamond Balled the way to No. 7.
Celebrities: Everybody hating, we just call them fans though.
⬆ Saint West got Kim Kardashian a spot at No. 5 for her birthing him. ⬆ Oh heavens, Chris Evans is back at No. 1. ☆ Trever Noah asked you to #CruzYourOwnAdventure; debuted at No. 14.
Games: Quit playing games with my heart.
⬆ Neko Atsume took No. 2, just like Tubbs keeps taking your food. ☆ Animal Crossing: New Leaf returns to No. 20, but it never left our 3DS.
Web stuff: Email my heart.
⬆ Tyler Oakley’s snew smovie, Snverous, lands him at No. 12. ☆ Lovely Little Losers debuts at No. 14, like the winner it is.
Shadowhunters is at No 9 for TV!!!!
Twilight series theory - Twilight as a tragedy rather than a romance.
from a post on reddit:
Let’s put problems with spelling, grammar, narrative flow, plot structure, etc. aside and just look at the story and, in particular, the character arc of Bella Swan.
At the beginning of the story, she is moving from Arizona to Washington on her own volition - she has decided to give her mother and her step-father some time and space and to spend some time with her father. At this point in the story, she is, admittedly, a bit of a Mary Sue, but an endearing one. She is sensitive to the needs of others (moves to Alaska for her Mom’s sake, helps her Dad around the house, is understanding and tries to give the benefit of the doubt even when the other students are somewhat cruel to her when she first arrives), clumsy, out-of-sorts, and a little insecure. She’s not a girly-girl or a cheerleader type, doesn’t get caught up in the typical sorts of high school behavior, and in general functions as an independent person.
It’s worth noting that if Tyler’s van had smashed her, she would have (at that point) died as a fairly well-rounded, empathetic individual. We certainly wouldn’t say she died in need of redemption, at any rate. Instead, Edward ‘saves’ her - and this supernatural ‘salvation’ marks the beginning of a journey that ultimately destroys her.
As she gets more entangled with Edward, she becomes less and less independent, more and more selfish. She is accepting of his abusive behavior (stalking her on trips with her friends, removing parts from her car so that she can’t go see Jacob, creeping into her window at night, emotional manipulation) to the point that when he completely abandons her (walking out on the trust and commitment they’ve built together, in spite of having vowed to remain with her no matter what), she is willing to take him back. Edward is clearly entirely morally bankrupt.
Her father, Charlie Swan, is sort of the Jimminy Cricket of the story. His intuition is a proxy for the reader’s intuition, and he’s generally right. He doesn’t like Edward, because he can sense the truth - not that Edward is a vampire, that doesn’t matter in particular - but that Edward is devoid of anything approximating a ‘soul’ (for those strict secularists, you could just say Charlie can see that Edward is a terrible person). Bella is warned by numerous people and events throughout the course of the story that she is actively pursuing her own destruction - but she’s so dependent on Edward and caught up in the idea of the romance that she refuses to see the situation for what it is. Charlie tells her Edward is bad news. Edward tells her that he believes he is damned, and devoid of a soul. He further tells her that making her like him is the most selfish thing he will ever do. Jacob warns her numerous times that Edward is a threat to her life and well-being. She even has examples of other women who have become involved with monsters - Emily Young bears severe and permanent facial disfigurement due to her entanglement with Sam Uley.
Her downward spiral continues when, in New Moon, she turns around and treats her father precisely as Edward has treated her - abandoning him after suffering an obvious and extended severe bout of depression, leaving him to worry that she is dead for several days. She had been emotionally absent for a period of months before that anyhow. Charlie Swan is traumatized by this event, and never quite recovers thereafter. (He is continuously suspicous of nearly everyone Bella interacts with from that point on, worries about her frequently, and seems generally less happy.)
Her refusal to break her codependence with Edward eventually leads them to selfishly endanger Carlisle’s entire clan when the Volturi threaten (and then attempt) to wipe them out for their interaction with her - so she is at this point in the story willing to put lives on both sides of the line (her family and the Cullens) at risk in favor of this abusive relationship. Just like in a real abusive relationship, she is isolated or isolates herself from nearly everyone in her life - for their safety, she believes.
Ultimately, she marries Edward, submitting to mundane domesticity and an abusive relationship - voluntarily giving up her independence in favor of fulfilling Edward’s idea of her appropriate role. Her pregnancy - which in the real world would bind her to the father of her children irrevocably (if only through the legal system or through having to answer the kid’s questions about their paternity) - completely destroys her body. The baby drains her of every resource in her body (she becomes sickly, skeletal, and unhealthy) and ultimately snaps her spine during labor. Her physical destruction tracks with and mirrors her moral and psychological destruction - both are the product of seeds that she allowed Edward to plant inside her through her failure to be independent.
Ultimately, to ‘save’ her (there’s that salvation again), Edward shoots venom directly into her heart. Let me repeat that for emphasis: The climax of the entire series is when Edward injects venom directly into Bella Swan’s heart.
Whatever wakes up in that room, it ain’t Bella.
I’ll refer to the vampire as Bella Cullen, the human as Bella Swan.
Bella Swan was clumsy.
Bella Cullen is the most graceful of all the vampires.
Bella Swan was physically weak and frequently needed protection.
Bella Cullen is among the strongest and most warlike of the vampires, standing essentially on her own against a clan that has ruled the world for centuries.
Bella Swan was empathetic to the needs of others before she met Edward.
Bella Cullen pursues two innocent human hikers through a forest, intent on ripping them to pieces to satisfy her bloodlust - and stops only because Edward calls out to her. Not because she perceives murder as wrong. (Breaking Dawn, p.417). She also attempts to kill Jacob and breaks Seth’s shoulder because she didn’t approve of what Jacob nicknamed her daughter (Breaking dawn, p.452). She no longer has morals .
Bella Swan was fairly modest and earnest.
Bella Cullen uses her sex appeal to manipulate innocent people and extract information from them (pp.638 - 461) - she does so in order to get in touch with J. Jenks.
In short, her entire identity - everything that made her who she was - has been erased.
This is powerfully underscored on p. 506, when Charlie Swan (remember, the conscience of the story) sees his own daughter for the first time after her transformation:
“Charlie’s blank expression told me how off my voice was. His eyes zeroed in on me and widened.
Shock. Disbelief. Pain. Loss. Fear. Anger. Suspicion. More pain.”
He goes through the entire grieving process right there - because at that moment, he recognizes what so many readers don’t - Bella Swan is dead.
The most tragic part of the whole story is that this empty shell of a person - which at this point is nothing more than a frozen echo of Bella, twisted and destroyed as she is by her codependence with Edward, fails to see what has happened to her. She ends the story in denial - empty, annihilated, and having learned nothing.
holy shit
now who wants to write fanfiction emphasizing this point
Now that’s cool
Did I just read a Twilight literary analysis that I liked?
What have I become?
i made another one please someone stop me while i’m ahead
Dear fanfiction writers, please don’t stop writing in the break, you’re the ones that will make this time bearable
2015 in a nutshell
-Can’t remember when it started -Still don’t understand how yesterday wasn’t Halloween -Did I even have a birthday? -Why doesn’t anything feel real? -Where the fuck are my memories I seriously don’t remember anything
Things that I like so far in shadowhunters that weren’t in the books:
Fancy technology in the institute for efficient demon hunting
Magnus owns panDEMONium (that is such a magnus thing to do)
Camille is there for some reason and Clary Frickin Fray PUNCHES HER IN THE FACE (fuck yea)
10 years through the Looking glass???? (idek know what this is but my body is ready)
Simon has abs
Smol Magnus
Smol Izzy
Sexy Lucian
“Simon is kind of nerd hot”
Alec Beating up Jace (because we all know hes been waiting to do that for a while)
Izzy and Meliorn sexy scene
Si has FUCKING ABS MAN
6ft7 Alec training tiny Clary (even though he hates her)
Jimon holding hands
Things I dont like:
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the fact that it’s not on my screen right now
SPOILERS for Born to Endless Night…
Imagine curious little Max Blue asking Alec one day why Alec’s growing older and Magnus isn’t. And imagine Alec explaining to him kindly that he, Alec, is a Nephilim, a mortal man, that he will die one day, whereas Magnus is like Max, a warlock, eternal and ageless. And imagine Max taking it all in, quietly, all subdued…
And imagine also unhappy little Max Blue coming to Magnus that night, to Magnus’ workshop while Alec’s away on a hunt, imagine him climbing onto Magnus’ lap and hugging him tight, crying that he doesn’t want daddy to die, begging Magnus to make daddy not die…
Just imagine it…
Now I do. And I hate you for that.
WHILE WE’RE AT IT:
Imagine Magnus finally caving in and giving Alec immortality.
Imagine Alec seeing Simon die Then Clary Then Izzy Then Jace
And then there’s an accident and Magnus and Max die (because while they have an eternal life span, they can be killed)
And Alec is trapped on his own and finally realizes why Magnus didn’t want to curse him
FAVORITE TMI SCENE EVER!
i love dominic sherwood so much if you think he is ugly i will fight you and i don’t fight bUT I WILL FOR HIM
Don’t get me started. Dom is everything Jace should be. Yes, the ‘face like an angel’, too.
Dom is incredible the whole cast is amazing i will fight for all of them
The mortal Instruments Video Diary blog [Part 1] + Halloween Costume
Who is Simon?
C’mon guys, we were over that.
Oh wait.
We’re starting it all over.
We have the right to do this again. MWAHAHAHA.
Dang, can’t wait for the ‘Well, Simon doesn’t remember’ jokes to get legit again.
what i mean when i call a character perfect is “wow look at how flawed you are, how broken and three dimensional and well written. look how much of a disaster you are and how you are constantly torn between right and wrong and you make so many mistakes along the way wow look how human you are”
so basically when i say they are perfect what i mean is thank god they aren't
Hi, do you know where I can read the Shadowhunter Academy series for free online? The I haven't read them yet, and everyone is talking about how malec adopted a baby, and Climon parabatai, so I figured it was time to read them. Thanks!
HERE U GO PLUM
Welcome to the Shadowhunter Academy
The Lost Herondale
The Whitechapel Fiend
Nothing But Shadows
The Evil We Love
Pale Kings and Princes
Bitter of Tongue
The Fiery Trial
unfortunately I can’t find BTEN right now but hopefully the other stories can keep u occupied ;)
Born to Endless Night
Now it’s complete.