Oh...oh man. I've been waiting for this post!
My mom and I watched season 1 and 2 and the movie of G1 and I wrote some lines:
• Stick it in neutral Megatron
• Power flows to the one that knows how (how to what? HOW TO WHAT?! FINISH YOUR SENTENCES MEGATRON!)
• You couldn't lead antroids to a picnic
• No one's disabled as long as you have courage
• He shall live forever, so long as freedom exists
• Ready to shake, ready to quake
• If on Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot because here comes Rumble
• That's what I call bringing the house down
• This is how you tell the Autobots from the robot chickens
• That does not satisfy my logic securits
• Into the ocean must be daring, last one in is a rotten herring
• When next we meet we are enemies
• Too hero programmed to know when to quit
• I don't know you but I feel a kinship
• I'm gonna cream that creep
• You wrong, and you ugly too
• She was playing robotopossum
• We'll spring any traps that need to be sprung
• Ah, those were the good ole days back on Cybertron, didn't have to sneak around in these ugly earth disguises
• Go Cybertron! Land of the metal moon
• You metal headed dumb dumb
• That's the way to cool it Ironhide. Now it's time to lend myself a hand and an arm as well
• Just rocking and rolling with savage Ravage
• I still get a power surge when I think of home
• It's like shooting dinometal ducks in a beryllium barrel
• Hang on to your dreams, the future is built on dreams
• Crank it up and we'll shake this town down
• Make with the long green
• I have no desire to be carved into Autosushi
• What's a test without a guinneapigitron
• Oh my, ba ba ba bum doom, it's paradise
• Don't just stand there with cogpits open you fools
• The Bay Area of Western US Coast
• You are seriously out of your league brother
• Some guys got the juice and some ain't
• As the Kitchen Sinks (TV show)
• Drat, dash, double drat
• Amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies
• Neither impossible or impossible
• Astroforce come out and show your cargo
• Astrotrain couldn't lead rats to a garbagecan
• The triple changers are my lunch, not his
• What's that? Something the Easter Bunny brought you?
• What is this on my chest hole?
• Prime's gonna have the blues when he hears this news
• Bruticus devastate Devastor
• First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside
• We're all gonna look like burnt out toaster ovens
• Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong
• Me Slag say you full of beryllium bologna Me Grimlock say you full of cesium salami