Tim: This doesn't look like a fruit salad. There's barely any fruit.
Jason: Bitch you are a fruit, get in there.

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Tim: This doesn't look like a fruit salad. There's barely any fruit.
Jason: Bitch you are a fruit, get in there.
Thinking about how Jason and Dick look the most like Bruce
I like to think of it that Jason looks like Bruce the most when he's happy. When he smiles wryly or pouts or falls asleep on someone he trusts wholly, his face relaxes into a kind of childish expression that Alfred sings about because it's in those times where he looks so much like Bruce
But everyone knows Jason looks like Bruce, a story as old as time
No one makes the connection between Bruce and Dick
To be fair, Bruce has since aged out the messy shaggy hair and his bone structure is significantly altered by a lifetime of combat and falling, and Dick is the very picture of a budding young man with a skip to his step and all
But then someone finds an old picture of Bruce around his early 20s and puts it against Dick who is in his late 20s and just go "yep, Bruce definitely gave birth to that boy, my bad, sorry I ever even doubted that*
Or what I prefer:
Dick looks like Bruce when he's scared
It's the crease in his brow and the downcast in his expression, they way his soft, usually firm expression of thought and intellect is washed away by unbridled fear that's driven by something more important than mission —
— something like family, like love, like the pride of his father and siblings that he feels indebted to because it's what kept him alive all these terrible years of being a hero and a leader
But anyways this post was just accompanying this meme I made:
I unfortunately have a life threatening disease known as superbat brainrot
Send me thoughts and prayers during this trying time
(also please talk to me about superbat)
every Robin, no matter how small, tries on batman’s suit when he’s not looking
(he always saves the camera footage when he sees it)
oh whatever
Let’s be blobs with papa
As far as I'm concerned, Bruce will lie through his teeth. "I have a plan. The Justice League is already on its way. I need you to join them." He gazes tenderly at his child and says, "it’ll be all right," in a final hug. Because Bruce is the greatest self-sacrificer ass they know.
Likely referencing this post
I cannot imagine being in Bruce's position, in the hypothetical where it's either him or someone else — someone he loves, for that matter; someone he grew with and grew for, the family he crawled out of that alleyway to find
And he has to not let his voice shake when he tells them that "Everything will be okay" and keep his hands steady enough to actually follow through with getting them to safety while bracing for the cost to hit him
I just know that Bruce would think about that night, the way Thomas tried screaming through a bleeding throat for help, dragging himself through scum and garbage for someone, anyone, to help him stop bleeding in front of his little boy...
...his sweet son, who is being cradled by his Martha, shushing their sweet child as red bled through her dress, holding him and asking him to be brave, to be good, to be okay for both of them if heaven forbid the worst does come to happen.
And now Bruce has to do it for his own terrified children, subjecting them to the same bitter lies as the worst began to happen.
He has to hold them the way his mother did that night and tell them things that aren't true. He has to break through bedrock for meager hope like his father had done for him because he was the only one that could realistically survive that alleyway.
And now, Bruce can understand why they had used their dying breaths to lie and to struggle — because he too now has to make sure that the last memory his children would have of him is him doing the most and best he could for them, in death as he had in life
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It's also interesting you bring up Bruce hugging them
I just know that if he did it for Dick, the lie wouldn't work. Dick would know
Because they have been here before; with every new link to their story, with every funeral and every massacre. Bruce would find a way to hold Dick like it was for the last time because it might as well be, and it is
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Bruce knows that sacrifice isn't an act of love, not like this, god, not like this
But he understood comfort, he understood gentleness. He'd end their story as it started:
with a parent telling their child to be brave,
to be good,
to be okay for both of them
because one of them had to be
for any of this to mean anything, one of them will have to end up okay
Yeah sooo the thing is, the bullet would work faster, you could have just used that if you wanted me dead yk-
(I am gonna cry so hard my neighbours will think my mother died)
I hate loving homoerotic ships that aren't canon💔
batlantern where clark was too late. sorry clark.
Don't question him, Bruce. He's got the willpower to do it.
(Once I saw the "I knew I could take you two" panel I knew this meme had to be made)
Well Gotham its June you know what that means
Happy Pride Month to Batman and his situationships
I would like to admit a formal apology for not adding an 'All' option on my Who's Batman Getting Laid With pole.
I forgot that his brooding does not prevent him from being a slut
Apologise accepted
yay!!!!
I could too
…yeah to be honest i think i destroyed with this one
The titans love dick Grayson they do not love Bruce Wayne
The outlaws love Jason Todd they do not love Bruce Wayne
Young justice loves Tim drake they do not love Bruce Wayne
But much to their teams protests dick Jason and Tim all love Bruce
This, but the only reason they don’t like him is because he’s a PTA dad that just meddles in all their business.
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Wonder Woman #20 - "Murder on Mt. Olympus" (2025)
written by Tom King art by Guillem March
WONDERBATWONDERBATWONDERBA
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 get them together, get him with anyone deserving infact. ACTUALLY no one deserves him, he's too good. Give him a harem of people who will love him forever🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Jason loves to read and he can write an excellent level of essay.
what else does he love? annoying Bruce.
so, what did he do as a hobby?
writing fanfiction of Bruce Wayne or Batman with anyone he can think of.
Superbat? done, 10k words, slowburn, friends to lovers.
Batlantern? done, 11k words, smut, enemy to lovers.
Wonderbat? done, 15k words, dom!diana, omegaverse.
Brucebat? done, 9k words, identity revealed, childhood friends.
Twobats? done, 10k words, secret love, childhood friends to lovers.
Batjokes? done, 3k words, gore, Major character death (J).
The book was so good, when Jason converted one of the fic into a book (change name etc.) he won the best selling book ever in Gotham.
Tim, reading one of Jason's books: i know this storyline seems familiar!
Jason: ...
Jason: which one did you read?
Tim: ...
Tim, whsipering: the wonderbat ones.
Canon
Bruce, actually being genuine and concerned: why are you still single
Jason, offended: i know you did not just say that
Jason: you? of all people?
Jason: being gotham’s most eligible bachelor for 30 years straight isn’t a compliment
Jason: the public only votes for you ‘cause they have daddy issues and they like silver foxes
Jason: but youre not even a silver fox anymore, youre an arctic fox
Jason: no ones’s lining up for your wrinkly ass
Jason: god forbid they find out youre a furry too like damn
Bruce:
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Talia al Ghul, watching them from the window, covered in blood after taking over the LOA so that she, Bruce, and Damian can ride off to the sunset together:
Selina Kyle, next to her, holding Grace Kelly's $38.8 million Cartier ring as an engagement ring to Bruce:
Harvey Dent, in therapy for Bruce:
Superman, rearranging the stars to make a Batman/Bruce constellation:
Wonder Woman, picking out wedding dresses (for Bruce):
Hal Jordan:
Hal Jordan: what
Hal Jordan: im not in love with mr dark and brooding
Hal Jordan:
Hal Jordan, screeching at the other Green Lanterns to stay away from Gotham because Bruce didnt want anyone messing with it:
Ra’s and Joker, dead, still pining, but mostly dead: