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Fatson Todd doodles cuz I want that plushie so so bad

imagine going to buy your favorite heroes plushie, there's only one left and you run super excited to grab it but someone else gets it first. you wanna say something to that person but before you get the chance you look up and see fucking batman holding the red robin plushie (and already he has the red hood, robin and nightwing plushie on his casket)

shutterbat

Batman types silly sometimes

Hacking the Batcave cameras was so worth it

harveylikestoart

Doodle page incoming!

I like getting doodle requests on instagram to fill pages

merormerlin

expanding upon Cryptid!AU Tim Drake, the ripoff Buzzfeed Unsolved with no parental supervision:

His entire brand is basically built off of not dying while trying to figure out secrets that could literally ruin the mentioned objective.

He's crawling through air vents. He's caked in dust and determination. He then screams at anything vaguely moving.

He survives, with the luck of something supernatural while actively trying to find said spooks.

Gothamites are still unsure whether or not this kid is going to turn into the next Rogue or if he's going to prove half of the politicians are actually demons and use a Super Soaker full of holy water to orchestrate a Mexican standoff. (Notably, dying is not in the list of predicted futures. No one really believes that this kid isn't somehow an immature, short vampire doing this for shits and giggles.)

jackandjanetdefender

Au warning

Imagine an AU where Tim's parents immediately catch onto the fact that their child is doing strange things (stalking) and stalk tim too and make it a family activity to stalk the batfam

The Drakes have evolved with a heightened Stalking Tendency that has allowed them to identify potential parents and mates, thus securing their safety later in life. Exhibit A) Jack Drake actually being adopted by his father after clocking the man as a Good Potential Dad. Exhibit B) Janet running into Jack at a cafe, thinking "mine now," and following him to the point that she had an apartment across the street so she could stare at him while he studied. When Jack found out he was so flattered. Marriage was inevitable, they're two halves of a whole idiot.

Jack and Janet are very pleased Tim knows how important being a good observer is! He is already honing the skills that will help hin have the Best Family Ever someday! Batman would be a good dad too, they assume. After all, Robin seems to be doing okay (bad fashion sense notwithstanding) so Jack and Janet fully support their munchkin's stalking habits!

Wait what do you mean the batcave is next door?

z1ggyz

robin!dick, landing on a rooftop and seeing tim perched on the edge: …hey. baby!tim, startled, freezing like a raccoon caught in the trash: …hey. dick: …how long have you been out here? tim: i was never here. dick: …yes, you were. i just saw you. tim: did you, though? dick: yes?? tim: or are you just really, really sleep-deprived? dick: …oh my god. tim, already disappearing into the night: take a nap, dick.

kuronekoartsblog

Had this idea a month ago, it was supposed to be fully animated at some point but… 😬 didn’t work out lol

Had to pull out after effects for this one pls appreciate my death wish

maaaahhhiii

Peak shi

kenchann

🦐+😺 doodles

spookdnerves

papayafromtv

conversations overheard on the batkid com lines pt 13 (masterpost here)

Tim: guys, Batman is pissing me off tonight. i need revenge ideas, go.

Bruce: i am on this line- i'm literally standing right next to you, Red Robin.

Dick: shut up B, we're brain storming here.

Damian: you could hack the Batmobile's radio to only play that ad jingle that he hates so much.

Bruce: Robin?!

Tim: this is good, this is good,

Dick: just do what Hood used to do and write revenge porn.

Tim: sorry, Hood used to what now?!

Bruce: Oracle, kick Nightwing from this line.

Oracle: not a chance, please elaborate Nightwing.

Dick, giggling: yeah, he used to- O, get Hood in this call, he loves talking about this it's hysterical.

*ping*

Jason: -tell me where the site is or you'll be jerking off with a fucking prosthetic for the rest of your life, asshole, now- *distant scared whimpers* -TELL ME!

Tim, sweetly: hiya Hood~

Jason: the fu- what- *thump* ...when'd i join this line? why am i here?

Dick: i requested it, i want a Red Hood story-time.

Bruce, firmly: no.

Damian and Tim, simultaneously: yes!

Jason: eh?

Dick: they want to know about the revenge porn you did on B back when you were in Gotham Academy.

Bruce: NO.

Jason: OH- *wheezes*

distant unknown male voice, barely heard through Jason's laughter: c-can i- can i go...?

Jason: *cough* AHA- y-yeah man, fuckin- HA- *wheeze* go for it, i'll track you down later, *cackling*

Dick: this was the story that made me start liking Hood as a little brother, by the way.

Jason: so- *wheeze* so B really pissed me off this one time when i was Robin, i can't even remember why,

Dick: he grounded you for calling Mr Freeze a 'cunt' in front of a group of pre-schoolers you were rescuing.

Jason: OH YEAH-! and part of the grounding was that he forced me to take part in the theatre department bullshit going on down at the school for like, community service, where a bunch of kids in my class were writing an original musical to put on for the end of year show. i was pretty good at english lit, so when my teacher heard i had to join she put me on the writers squad or whatever and pretty much told us to have at it.

Jason: except i was really pissed off at B at the time, so i convinced everybody that the musical should be about Gotham's own Batman, and then i decided to add in Superman and make him Batman's gay love interest.

Damian: oh my god

Dick: *wheezing* it- it was so fucking cool-

Tim: holy- IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL?!

Jason: *cackle* *high pitched* yeah- that's not- that's not even- dude it gets so much worse-

Bruce: it was not funny.

Dick, crying: god it so was...

Jason: AND I MADE THAT SHIT- I MADE IT SO EMOTIONAL, TOO-

Dick: YOU REALLY DID- LIKE IT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS THE THING,

Tim: *laughing*

Damian: please tell me you have a copy of the script, Hood

Jason: annotated and signed, i'll drop it round the cave later

Damian: i love you.

Tim: *laughing harder*

Dick: even better, i still have the fuckin' video,

Tim: THERES A VIDEO?!

Bruce: *disgruntled groan*

Jason: holy shit- dude you still have it?! I LOST MY COPY WHEN I DIED!

Dick: oh Jay, i would not have deleted that video if it saved you from the fucking Joker.

Bruce, scandalised: NIGHTWING.

Jason: NO- NO, AS HE FUCKING SHOULD B, I SENT IT TO HIM TO KEEP SAFE, AS HE FUCKING SHOULD-

Damian: is the video of the whole play?

Dick: well kind of? but littlewing, littlewing's a fucking genius so he- *wheeze*

Jason: i didn't want to act in the actual musical, so they put me on stagehand shit and i ended up in charge of the official school's video production, and i just- *laughter* i just fuckin'- i fuckin filmed B's reaction in the audience for like- *wheeze* the whole fucking play-

Dick: THE BEST PART- best part was B 100% got sucked into the story,

Bruce: I DID NOT.

Jason: YOU CRIED DURING THE ENDING KISS.

Dick: *bursts out laughing*

Tim: SORRY-?!

Damian: Nightwing i want that video.

Dick: *still laughing*

Jason: to this day, best thing i ever did as a child. i don't care about my legacy as Robin, i'm just happy i got to produce such a masterpiece. i should write a sequel-,

Tim: PLEASE,

Bruce: ok that's it,

Tim: B, what are you-

*ping*

Dick: what'd- what-

Oracle: Batman, you can't kick Red Hood from the line.

Bruce: WELL YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING-!