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To everyone who wants to go "you're literally 40 and arguing online" yes I am 40. I'm also disabled and unable to leave my house most days and for financial reasons not able to live in Seattle with all my real life friends. So I am bored and talk to people online. I'm also autistic so when people make blatantly factually incorrect statements I feel the need to correct them.

I don't know what you expect me to be doing at 40. Perhaps you are just bringing up my age so you feel better about losing the argument.

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Slightly Damned 1130: Easy, Kieri. We just get your brother to sit down and read this webcomic called "Slightly Damned" and... no? Other pages referenced: 944, 951, and 968 Find this comic's place in the archive here: https://sdamned.com/comic/1130

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Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

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gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry

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The invention of bombasticly berry flavors, and their death toll, based on this break through, ended up becoming gnome physicist Alberry Tinystein’s biggest regret in life.

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upon hearing the term, “mushroom cloud,” many gnomes ran outside laughing and giggling with glee, only to be caught in the blast

Switching my healthcare to a new provider: a genocidal eldritch horror that offers transition services because bodies are just meat to be played with and you should be able to dictate the form your meat takes.

#the nice house by the sea #no description

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they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

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If your browser is FIGHTING WITH MINE and reads this with a black background, here is a CRUNCHy and stupid way to read it lmao

I screencapped how it looks on my phone, since swan comic bitmaps are never saved, new panels are made by erasing/changing the whole bitmap, and they never have actual physical files to return to and fix 😌

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Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

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I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

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People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

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Though one of these lines appears to be longer than the other, they are in fact the same length.

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Don’t Fucking Lie To Me 😡

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no if you look closely you can see they are in fact the same length

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Oyster mermaid~

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ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

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I know everyone makes a big deal out of the emotional moments in the "Chidi and Elanor Love Each Other" montage in the season 3 finale, but honestly, that's not the part that's the best. It's something that is very funny and VERY touching.

It's this moment. This one right here is how you know they love each other. See, Chidi teaches Elanor in every timeline... But here we see Elanor reaching out. She doesn't have a lot to offer Chidi, but she's TRYING. She's TRYING to teach him something that he doesn't know, and SHE IS IMITATING HIM not because it's a joke, but because she's using him as a model for love. This kind of imitation is a CLASSIC way for someone like Elanor to dip a toe into the pool of emotional vulnerability, into reciprocating effort and feelings.

AND HE'S TAKING HER SERIOUSLY. He's CLEARLY trying really hard to follow along, even though there's NO WAY this matters... Except it matters to her, so it matters to him.

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IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

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And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained: