embarrassing myself on main

stanning max verstappen and daniel ricciardo as hard as they stan each other

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nightmare ship podium

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so much so i hauled ass out of there the moment lewis crossed the line 😂 not in front of my salad, not today!

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the way the commentators talk about wanting updates for a team bc its not fun seeing fernando trundling around at the back when they were actively campaigning for daniel to die when he was in 12th in a midfield car. okay.

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nightmare ship podium

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Life as an F1 girlie when you:

- Love 2 drivers

- Kinda like 6 drivers

- Are indifferent to 5 drivers

- Dislike 2 drivers

- Despise 7 drivers

Is fucking tough. Bring back Daniel.

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missing the drivers' parade (on purpose) yet again because no maxiel no point

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not tag heuer hitting me with a maxiel gut punch in their fuck ass ad the moment i sat down, they knew wtf they were doing

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my POWER

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back with loch ness photos but being able to see his tits and slutty waist in those fireproofs without being able to see his face is obscene

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I am BEGGING drunk married English men to stop trying to fuck me

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sent so much hate to hadjar's side of the garage the hate time travelled to 2019, sorry pierre

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max in white fireproofs in person is life-changing

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the view from my seat. let me die here.

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Friday fan apparel counter:

Daniel: 8 (excluding me)

L****n: 0

T*****a: 0

De Vries: 1

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four english men wanted to fuck me so much one literally offered to read maxiel porn to me while i get off and i honestly may take him up on that

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I need to add that talking about Max and Daniel fucking has been my method of trying to get rid of drunk campers for three years and NOT ONCE has it worked bc apparently straight white men get progressive when they think they'll get to fuck

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as soon as i sat my ass down tsolov got p1 in practice. just saying 💅🏻

your POWER. unmatched. i understand why you are making me suffer in the dms. it's a ritual sacrifice at the tsolov altar

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Barely noon and three people already asked me where I got this shirt 🥰