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[studentlifeproblems]

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

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[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[fair-itself]

Every time this post comes around I’m too busy to tell this story so I’m gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it

Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldn’t attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan

Dumbass Dave’s plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg

With his left hand

And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again

So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels aren’t bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave

[fair-itself]

I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times

[yocalio]

Heath Ledger as William Thatcher, A Knight’s Tale (2001) Dir. Brian Helgeland

[raveezus]

[gifsboom]

[ebrennan]

I need $5000 and an iced coffee

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[thenatsdorf]

Ocelot scritches.

[taraljc]

that kitten sounds like a birb

[thenatsdorf]

Daddy vs baby dance-off. [source]

[lunarwench]

wholesome content

[butt-berry]

I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed

[babyanimalgifs]

Puppies may not be good at something, but they never give up

[warriormale]

What a great video!

This puppy has warrior potential!

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

[cocoacallalily]

Men have no idea how good gentleness looks on them.

[robotlyra]

Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity

[ferociouslittlebrat]

Accurate

[thebelchers]

[gayteenhipster]

So many great moments on Bob’s Burgers, this is one of the best. It’s my fav.

[juic3-world]

^^^^

[cooolasssluusshhh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[thathighguy]

This is such a great show!!!!!

[destinyrush]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

me: maybe it’s ok

my mind 10 min. later: everything fucked