[knife-pervert-deactivated202006]

Can I Be Honest With You? (x)

[genvy]

i’ve finally completed my magnum opus: brian david gilbert say so edit

[dangergays]

things i want to be:

a faerie

a pirate

a vampire who lives in an abandoned castle waiting for a beautiful mortal to stumble upon me

a pretty pretty mermaid

a sorcerer

a druid

a really old pine tree somewhere in canada

god

a cute but tough elf with great sword fighting skills

a feminist robin hood vigilante

a member of badass all female rock band jem and the holograms

a morally grey demon

canadian

a witch who runs a potion shop deep in the woods with my wife and our 17 cats

a local cryptid legend

a spacer in treasure planet (2002)

an eldritch horror

spiderman

an over dramatic prince/princess who falls in love with a peasant

a peasant who falls in love with an over dramatic prince/princess

a waterbender

visibly punk

things i am:

not any of that

[daddydaddario]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[hashtagloveloses]

[nightcalicos]

I am but a simple lesbian. I love the moon, I listen to hozier, and my most complex desire is to own an orchard.

[calellon]

how do I grow a set of antlers and become a deep forest mist deity within 5 years

[ceekari]

Gods become gods through the power of belief, so first step is you gotta believe in yourself

Once you start doing that, up your calcium intake or your antlers won’t come in right.

[2og4you]

[mishastoesies]

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

[closet-keys]

quizzes are like “who is your favorite celebrity” and my options are 8 people I don’t recognize at all and one who I actively hate

[whitepeopletwitter]

[macaronigoblin]

[aspergersissues]

[bob-belcher]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[log-cabins]

[draconym]

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

[draconym]

"Does he have his own luggage?" the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.

"Just carry-on," I say as I slide my driver's license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.

[draconym]

"A soap making booth!" I exclaim. I've been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I've never visited this shop. "Let's make soap!"

"First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars," says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.

I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.

"I have five dollars ..."

"Well you still have to ask him," she smiles sweetly.

As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.

"I'm older than he is," is all I can think of to say.

[draconym]

"Would you like a children's menu?"

"Sure, and if you're taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona."

[cyborgrabbit]

Hey op?

HOW???

[draconym]

I'm short

[memesforthebored]

That's definitely a feeling alright.

~Julien