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I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread
i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day
this was the weirdest movie ever.
shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P
Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I mean … how can you not reblog?
no fucking way
Isthis fucking reallife
Man this sports Anime has a really good budget
“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”
i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering
get to know me(me): 7/9 couples→ Belle & the Beast
I have never seen grape ice cream.
Actually, i know why this is:
Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.
But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?
Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”
“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”
Yeah.
tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.
holy fuck
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T H E P R I N C E S S A N D T H E F R O G, princess tiana
There once was a Princess. She was not an ordinary princess, however. This Princess loved to play alone in the palace gardens while she tossed around her favourite beaming golden ball.
Me when I Igo to a haunted house 😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’m in tears
This. Is. Me.
1000000% me in any slightly scary situation lol
LMFAO!!!!!! 💀😭
DEADASS ME
MEEEEEEEE
This is so fucking me
“If you gon do it, do it right” 😂😂😂
Stop. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is so funny
the longer you look the better it gets because the tiniest details line up.
Who noticed this??
“Alexander Hamilton founded the New York Post” sounds a lot less impressive when you learn the rest of that sentence goes:
“so he could publicly talk smack about the other founding fathers”
Don’t u mean MORE impressive
He literally founded a newspaper that is still in circulation today
So he could shit talk his colleagues. Idk bout u, but most people I know just subtweet that now.
There was literally an article in this Sunday’s New York Post dragging Aaron Burr for saddling NYC with a grid system instead of wide Parisian boulevards. The first line was “We’ll never have Paris here in New York. But we could have … if not for Aaron Burr.” Marvelous. Hamilton’s ghost is weeping tears of joy.
This is the best addition to this post in 10,000+ notes and I would like to personally thank you for sharing this crucially important historical development
200+ years later and Burr still can’t catch a break from Alexander Hamilton’s legacy
Okay…but I’m dead. This killed me. RIP
Why… 💻 by Thomas Sanders
This? Is? So? Me???????????
Thomas: *inquisitively* I wonder if I have enough money for this. Bank Account: Nope. You barely have enough money to buy food. Thomas: I got it. Bank Account: *distressed* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Thomas: *barely moving lips* I don’t know.. Bank Account: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Thomas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa