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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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DEAR READER
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating.
And people say soulmates don’t exist.
A story by Nicholas Sparks
This is a better love story than The Fault in Our Stars
*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”
The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece.
Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in
Whoa…
#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens
These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.
yes its back on my dash
god lol
I always reblog the bathroom sirens <3
The bathroom sirens.
I was uncontrollably hype when I recognized this song in chorus the other week.
If this is how sirens sound I’d surely die because I’d approach these beautiful voices.
if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.
I’m literally not kidding
the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.
i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome
the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.
UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.
Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!
Protests weren’t just confined to London, though many people travelled from across the country to protest in the capital. We were protesting in Birmingham today and there were others in Glasgow and Manchester and the scottish counties Trump is visiting. Basically we hate him all over the place.
Photo credit to @snapperSK on twitter
If there’s one thing the UK has, it’s extreme unity. We’re here for you, America. We support you, not your president.
flower shop/tattoo parlor aus are out and THIS as an au is in
For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”
Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!
honestly the term “biohacking’ in reference to trans people accomplishes nothing except making transitioning seem really really really fucking cool
*Hackers voice* I’m him
That’s possibly one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever read
i just predicted and then immediately fulfilled the prophesy of running into a shiny pokémon in this one single random encounter. i am unto a god
unto a god
The other day I saw a murkrow pop up on Pokemon Go and I was like ‘I’ve caught a bajillion Murkrow but there’s always the chance this one is shiny even if it probably isnt’ AND IT WAS.
this post is now a shiny charm. likes charge reblogs cast
the STRONG horse guy
not to be homestuck on main but
Add me losers
all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure
look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love
another beautiful bat you can see her whiskers!!!! look at her
this one’s named after it’s nose looking like a leaf! get fucking with it look she’s adorable!
HAPPY BOY!
THE EARS THO
SMOLE BOY
Weird cow lookin boy with an impressive snooter
Fancy Nose Boy
EARS
goofy ears!
mohawk!
extra long snoot!
literal goblin!
comedian bat!
sucker footed bb!
sword nose!
@smut-smut-in-the-butt
bats have the weirdest faces and i support them 100%
ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted
#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted
roomba company, please make this happen
I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.
OH HI! My follower count got me going NICE so bad i felt like celebrating it with y’all.
here’s some rules for this little giveaway:
must be following me // I don’t mind if you follow after i post this, but I do wish you would stick around even if you won’t win
please be a blog that is either a fantroll rp blog or is mostly about fantrolls/have your own fantrolls, the prices wouldn’t make sense otherwise
there will be only one winner for each category as I will try to not get myself too overworked
no giveaway blogs, reblogs only count, you can reblog this multiple times but it will still be counted as one vote
GIVEAWAY ENDS AT JUNE 27th
winners will be announced at the 28th or 29th of june, please have your ims open for me on those days, if you haven’t messaged me back in a week i will choose another winner.
Be judged by the Jade Overseer
Reblog a troll to get judged by my new jadeblood Cirsei. ( I promise she is nice-ish… sorta.)
Yeah, sure, because I definitely made it this far when just °ne jadebl°°d can be my und°oing. Ha.
Yeah have fun with that l°l
Martea judges, 2.0
Another one because I love her so much:
Reblog with one troll, or more and this tired blacksmith will judge them !
Side note: I might reply to them tomorrow morning, so don’t worry if I’m a bit slow !
Cullbait wife
==[]… I have no words…but lots of questions… []==
==[] FirsT of all, whaT on AlTernia are you ?? You don’T look like a Troll for sure, are you an alien ?? []==
==[] Second, You have a single eye ?? Is iT harder To see ? How are you even alive ? Trolls would’ve already cull you, you’re crazy To show yourself like This ! []==
==[] AT leasT your cullbait shirT is accuraTe… []==
==[] 3/10 you scare me please go away [] ==
Tr°ll, definitely a tr°ll. Nah, I can see just fine. I can als° See, like, straight thr°ugh y°u, s° that’s fun. Uh, same way y°u are, f°ught my way °ut °f the caverns. Als°, pr°texted IP s° w/e.
Man I deserve a way better rating than that I’m super c°°l ):F