“ Me da always said— ”

rdr2 ask blog !!!

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Info about the blog ::

✦ - ran by a minor ! nsfw jokes are allowed as long as they aren’t directed towards mod

✦ - just for fun, don’t take it too serious.

✦ - shared ask blog with lenny, sean & kieran! however, you can direct asks towards other gang members

✦ - lenny talks in blue , sean talks in orange and kieran in red. anyone else will be specified by name

✦ - this may be ooc, but it adds to the fun, and honestly i don’t really care ^o^

ask away, friend !

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“ Sorry for the inactivity. We’re back, I think… ”

pfft, thats on me guys 😭 not only did i forget i even made this blog, but life in general been kicking my ass, esp with my rdr2 hyperfix, makes it hard to focus!!! but i’m back and i’ll try to be active. yay

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// sean crying about the irish famine. someone get him a potato

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this ask is for sean and lenny, whats the biggest shenanigan you have ever been in?

“ Apparently, I got drunk and fell into the campfire. When I woke up the next mornin’, everyone was asking if I was okay. I told em, I said, ‘Yeah! Why wouldn’t I be?’ an’ Arthur told me I got a nasty burn mark on me right side. Was so hungover an’ numb I didn’t realize, and I had no memory of fallin’ anyway! ”

“ Here, I’ve got a worse one, and both me n’ Sean was involved. ”

“Gettin’ burnt ain’t bad? ”

“ I ain’t say that! Now anyway, Sean comes up to me and tells me about some place he heard about. Barely gives any details, n’ he says it’s easy money. Usually, I ain’t so ambitious, but I agree blindly no way. God damn it, lookin’ back, I had so many questions to ask. But we’re riding, right? I ask Sean if he’s sure, ‘course he says yes. We get there, and the place is huge! Bigger than what I expected! By the looks of it, bigger than what Sean expected too. I doubt he ever checked, he just wanted somethin’ to do. I tell him, if we wanna live, we better go back to camp and see if anyone else wants to come. We go back and forth, n’ I start heading back to camp, but Sean basically begged me to stay. ”

“ I didn’t do all that. ”

“ So, I feel bad, and I stay. Should’ve went back and let this idiot die on his own. We start walking around the place, and i’m not exaggerating when I say just how big it was! I look into a window, and it seems like a lot of people are inside too. Pushing my worry to the side, I figure we could go in quietly and sneak around, or one of us could get ‘em all in a room while the other goes n’ gets the money. I tell Sean these plans, and he agrees with my first idea. So we cover our faces, n’ make our way inside, trying our best to not get caught. We doin’ fine for a while, til’ Sean falls over and makes a ruckus! ”

“ An’ it was an accident, really was! Then a ton of men came over, guns out. My fuckin’ leg hurt so bad, I was sure I broke somethin’, and Lenny standin’ there all dumb turns to the guys. Guess they thought he was drawing, an’ they just open fire! The look on the kids face was priceless, an’ he grabs me an’ is just draggin’ me through the place. Ain’t last that long, I got on my feet and we both ran to the window we got in from. The men were still on our tails. I’m surprised neither of us got shot, hell, I thought I did! By the time we got out, apparently all the sound had scared our horses away, they weren’t that far but we were fucked. Lenny’s screamin’ something, I dunno what he’s sayin, and we scramble to find the bastards. An’ once we do, we meet back at camp. ”

“ I was callin’ you an idiot! We almost died, and I ain’t got a clue why I felt bad or stayed! I do know one thing, I ain’t goin’ no place with this fool again. ”

“ Ah, it was fun though. ”

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“ Everyday i’m tortured. ”

// they’re clothed i swear i’m just lazy

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this ask is for all three of them, but i just want to know how much work have they *actually* done today?

“ I stayed guarding the camp most of the day. Not that hard, and i’m startin’ not to mind it as much. Didn’t wanna do night time, so I swapped with Sean. I’m not sure if that went- ”

“ Ahhh, damn the old man straight to hell! All he does is follow me ‘round, i’m tired of it! ”

“ You did fall asleep.. ”

“ Oh, so a man can’t sleep anymore?! I was still guarding, just with me eyes closed! ”

“ Whatever. ”

“ I, uh, spent the day with the horses. I fed and brushed ‘em, kept ‘em looking clean… Which has gotten easier, since I was damn sure a lot of ‘em didn’t like me at first. Cleaned tables for a bit too. Other than that, nothing much. ”