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etherealnoir

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT FOUND WITH SOMEONE

MAINLY HOW EVERYONE IS SO SO SO HOT

Also nutty ass MPG saying “Tell me you need me” all breathy? 😫😫😫😫😫

yemme

I screamed Remove the chain girl... Caught Stockholm in 2 minutes.

helenasmirkedno

Me watching the pilot. 😂

machidehitoride

They way she checked her hair before she went downstairs 🥴😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😉😉😉

yemme

I screamed Remove the chain girl... Caught Stockholm in 2 minutes.

afloweroutofstone

Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

hannbl

firawren

Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this: 😮 ooh, that's cool 😀 "they're free," hehe! 🤣 "16 cents," perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that's cool 😐 "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

queenwhiskey

Twitter users will not survive the winter

darachbeo

real

gothicprep

heartening saga honestly

tiredlylaughing

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

backstepping

what black mirror episode are we in now

animentality

Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

loopsisloops

I love him

I really do

Of course there are days when I just want to [redacted] him [redacted] and [redacted] and also beat his ass for dying in infinity war

but then there’s also days when I just want [severely redacted] me while [for the love of god please walk into a church redacted] and call me [redact to protect self respect]. You know?